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Things that piss you off Page 316

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 28 2008, 8:45 PM BST

I saw one of those US chat shows where the woman went as far as biting his nails for him. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ewwww!

Quote: Aaron @ October 28 2008, 8:51 PM BST

Hmm.

Who are you 'hmm'ing at? Eh?

Quote: Princess Pancake @ October 28 2008, 8:51 PM BST

I just don't like doing the traditional womanly thing. Like having babies and shit. When I get pregnant I'm going to squeeze out a puppy.

Eh? What a peculiar young lady you are.

Quote: Princess Pancake @ October 28 2008, 8:53 PM BST

Who are you 'hmm'ing at? Eh?

Don't engage Aaron! Just nod, smile, say something about him and Zooo, then walk away!

Lovey love you guys.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 28 2008, 8:55 PM BST

Eh? What a peculiar young lady I am.

Indeed you are.

Your secret is out Matt! It's the hair!

Quote: Princess Pancake @ October 28 2008, 8:57 PM BST

Indeed you are.

Using my own ploy against me; that's really not fair. *sulks*

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 28 2008, 8:58 PM BST

Your secret is out Matt! It's the hair!

As this is the pissed off thread, I will add hairdressers who nod when you say 'bit of a trim and tidy', then go ahead and hack great lumps of hair out and give you an un-asked for semi-mental fringe. Then charge you TWENTY FIVE SODDING QUID!

Quote: Princess Pancake @ October 28 2008, 8:53 PM BST

Who are you 'hmm'ing at? Eh?

Your cereal-related reply. Seeing as the womanly bit wasn't there when I loaded the page.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 28 2008, 8:57 PM BST

Don't engage Aaron! Just nod, smile, say something about him and Zooo, then walk away!

Ha. That's not how to shut me up. :)

TTPYO - That it's been raining, so the pretty snow won't settle, and that the number for the ebay person I bought tickets from just rings out. It turns out they had 100% positive feeback but :(.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 28 2008, 9:00 PM BST

Using my own ploy against me; that's really not fair. *sulks*

As this is the pissed off thread, I will add hairdressers who nod when you say 'bit of a trim and tidy', then go ahead and hack great lumps of hair out and give you an un-asked for semi-mental fringe. Then charge you TWENTY FIVE SODDING QUID!

It took me aaaaaages to find a decent hair dresser.

The one I had before was just awful. Never made any difference, never listened to me, and went on about Johnny Depp all the time.

The one I have now is cheaper and does what I want!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 28 2008, 9:03 PM BST

and that the number for the ebay person I bought tickets from just rings out. It turns out they had 100% positive feeback but :(.

Nooooooooo! :(

I know! Not a happy bunny about that, but oh well...

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 28 2008, 9:03 PM BST

It took me aaaaaages to find a decent hair dresser.

The one I had before was just awful. Never made any difference, never listened to me, and went on about Johnny Depp all the time.

The one I have now is cheaper and does what I want!

I've only just moved to London, so it's a case of moving from hairdressers to hairdressers, recieving a series of horrific hair-dos, as I search for my perfect scissor emporium.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 28 2008, 9:03 PM BST

It took me aaaaaages to find a decent hair dresser.

The one I had before was just awful. Never made any difference, never listened to me, and went on about Johnny Depp all the time.

The one I have now is cheaper and does what I want!

I had the second worst haircut I've ever had a couple of weeks ago. I hate hairdressers right now. Angry

Quote: JuliaC @ October 28 2008, 9:05 PM BST

I had the second worst haircut I've ever had a couple of weeks ago. I hate hairdressers right now. Angry

After my latest hair mugging, people at work refer to me as 'lego-head'. I think they perhaps just let the receptionist have a go, for a laugh.

Robyn, contact eBay/PayPal.

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