British Comedy Guide

Things that piss you off Page 302

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 18 2008, 11:50 PM BST

No, he's a sailor.

Yeh it wouldn't suprise me one bit.

Quote: Leevil @ October 18 2008, 11:46 PM BST

Seeing as you're Ruby, I assume you meant custard cream!

If it tastes like custard, your missus is very lucky!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 18 2008, 11:51 PM BST

He may have someone sat on his face.....

Where is Zooo?

RubyMae, you filthy moo.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 18 2008, 11:51 PM BST

If it tastes like custard, your missus is very lucky!

Laughing out loud

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 18 2008, 11:51 PM BST

If it tastes like custard, your missus is very lucky!

Or if she's lactouse intolerant Lee is very unlucky.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 18 2008, 11:52 PM BST

RubyMae, you filthy moo.

:$

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 18 2008, 11:51 PM BST

If it tastes like custard, your missus is very lucky!

It does but only the cheap supermarket brand.

I prefer angel delight

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 18 2008, 11:55 PM BST

I prefer angel delight

I suppose if a chap drank a load of Crusha strawberry milkshake syrup, that might be a possibility.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... *thinks*

Fruit is supposed to help in that area, apparently.

If we start talking about giving head, I think the boys may burst.

Quote: JuliaC @ October 18 2008, 11:59 PM BST

Fruit is supposed to help in that area, apparently.

Where are you supposed to put it?

Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 19 2008, 12:00 AM BST

Where are you supposed to put it?

Dangle it from the end.

TTPYO: I opened my script writing software at about 9pm and it's still a blank page. Go me!

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