Quote: chipolata @ September 1 2008, 5:16 PM BSTIf you had a social consience like what I have, you'd understand.
What, a random and illogical one? 
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Quote: DaButt @ September 1 2008, 5:18 PM BSTIt pisses me off when rich bastards complain about not being able to afford to fly their private jets:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/01/people.sean.combs.ap/index.html
He is the arse to end all arses. After Frostyboy, of course.
Looks like he's feeling the heat and has issued this message on the YouTube page:
Attention all media and hate bloggers. This blog is just me making a joke about gas prices. Loosen up
When my Internet connection is playing up. Grrr.
Vernon Kay.
That I can't even manage to fan myself without slipping and hitting my head!
Aww!
Silly magazine.
You need a proper fan, like what I have got.
An izzy-whizzy electric one? It's useless to fan yourself manually because the respiration your cells do to facilitate it generates more heat than you cool from yourself with the fanning.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 13 2008, 9:26 PM BSTIt's useless to fan yourself manually because the respiration your cells do to facilitate it generates more heat than you cool from yourself with the fanning.
Brilliant! When my central heating breaks down, I can fan myself. Even better, I could use an 'air fan' a la 'air guitar' and generate even more heat.
There again, I could just masterbate, not with an 'air penis' though.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 13 2008, 9:26 PM BSTAn izzy-whizzy electric one? It's useless to fan yourself manually because the respiration your cells do to facilitate it generates more heat than you cool from yourself with the fanning.
Didn't know that, but makes sense! And yes, a proper electric one. 
Quote: Aaron @ September 13 2008, 9:43 PM BSTDidn't know that, but makes sense! And yes, a proper electric one.
Biology lessons. 
The phone ringing then stopping when I answer it.
This drives me batty.
Must happen constantly then.