Things that piss you off Page 279

Scary!

MAn-Flu! I have man flu and out of lemsip, I need sympathy now !

*sends lemsip* Sugar?

Quote: dannyjb1 @ August 28 2008, 8:04 PM BST

MAn-Flu! I have man flu and out of lemsip, I need sympathy now !

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You need:
Lucozade Original
Kleenex Balsam
Sudafed
Orange juice
Dairy Milk

Biscuits! I vote biscuits too!

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 28 2008, 12:05 AM BST

Standing on snails in the dark. Why do they gravitate around my back door? Wait, that doesn't sound right.

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I agree entirely - not that I know what your back door is like!

Dark, and sometimes moist.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 28 2008, 8:24 PM BST

Dark, and sometimes moist.

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And a bit crunchy?

And leaves a trail behind it.

Quote: Aaron @ August 28 2008, 8:18 PM BST

You need:
Lucozade Original
Kleenex Balsam
Sudafed
Orange juice
Dairy Milk

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And someone to mop my brow... at regular intervals

Only cure for man flu is to have balls of steel other wise it'll end you.

TTPYO - Tired eyes.

Quote: David Chapman @ August 28 2008, 8:30 PM BST

And a bit crunchy?

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Prezunctly!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 28 2008, 8:37 PM BST

TTPYO - Tired eyes.

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TTPYO - Broken special shoes.

! How'd they break?