Things that piss you off Page 269

Quote: PhQnix @ August 18 2008, 12:00 AM BST

Who's that team we call the Palace? Who's that team we all adore? We're the boys in red and blur and who the f**king hell are you? And Ron Noades mother is a whore! (Insert sexist obscenities here. Scream louder and harder if you're wife or girlfriend has withdrawn sex recently. Scream loudest if you're single.)

I hope that there is at least one person out there who gets this.

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At our ground it tends to be middle aged tosser chuckling at chants like "The referee's a wanker!" - as if they've never heard it before.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 17 2008, 11:45 PM BST

It has been raining a lot. And on that topic - should I grow a ponytail?

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It depends where.

The referee's a wanker? Classic.

I think the only interesting chants are the genuine pieces of wit and banter. Which, unsurprisingly, are rare at Palace.

Quote: Seefacts @ August 18 2008, 12:02 AM BST

At our ground it tends to be middle aged tosser chuckling at chants like "The referee's a wanker!" - as if they've never heard it before.

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That's an official secret.

Calling anyone a "wanker" is a fairly lame insult as I'm sure all of us, even Aaron, have done it. Calling someone something along the lines of a "goat felcher" and at least you're suggesting a degree of deviant behaviour.

Quote: PhQnix @ August 18 2008, 12:00 AM BST

Who's that team we call the Palace? Who's that team we all adore? We're the boys in red and blue and who the f**king hell are you? And Ron Noades mother is a whore! (Insert sexist obscenities here. Scream louder and harder if you're wife or girlfriend has withdrawn sex recently. Scream loudest if you're single.)

I hope that there is at least one person out there who gets this.

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I'm sure that Ron Noades' mother is not around any longer.

And no - I don't get "this".

Quote: David Chapman @ August 18 2008, 12:09 AM BST

I'm sure that Ron Noades' mother is not around any longer.

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I'd hope not. She'd be shocked at the abuse she gets at Palace. Poor woman.

Quote: David Chapman @ August 18 2008, 12:09 AM BST

And no - I don't get "this".

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>_<

As long as someone does...

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 18 2008, 12:08 AM BST

Calling anyone a "wanker" is a fairly lame insult as I'm sure all of us, even Aaron, have done it. Calling someone something along the lines of a "goat felcher" and at least you're suggesting a degree of deviant behaviour.

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Too many syllables. It doesn't scan right.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 18 2008, 12:08 AM BST

Calling anyone a "wanker" is a fairly lame insult as I'm sure all of us, even Aaron, have done it. Calling someone something along the lines of a "goat felcher" and at least you're suggesting a degree of deviant behaviour.

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I first read that as "goal felcher" being about football.

Quote: David Chapman @ August 18 2008, 12:17 AM BST

I first read that as "goal felcher" being about football.

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I wouldn't mind seeing that.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 18 2008, 12:20 AM BST

I wouldn't mind seeing that.

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Is a goal felcher a homosexual footballer?

And, as we know, they don't exist . . .

Things that piss me off at football are the twats who stand behind me slagging them off whenever anything goes wrong - which is most of the time. If they're trying - especially the younger players - then you have to encourage them. There's many a player had to go elsewhere.

We had one player last year and they gave him so much crap last season. He's now fighting for his life in Cyprus after being beaten to a pulp by a group of English thugs. I'm just waiting for the twats behind me at the game on Tuesday to clap him.

Quote: David Chapman @ August 18 2008, 12:22 AM BST

Things that piss me off at football are the twats who stand behind me slagging them off whenever anything goes wrong - which is most of the time. If they're trying - especially the younger players - then you have to encourage them. There's many a player had to go elsewhere.

We had one player last year and they gave him so much crap last season. He's now fighting for his life in Cyprus after being beaten to a pulp by a group of English thugs. I'm just waiting for the twats behind me at the game on Tuesday to clap him.

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Who do you support Dave?

Sutton United! Relegated last season to the Ryman Premier League from the Conference South.

Quote: David Chapman @ August 18 2008, 12:40 AM BST

Sutton United! Relegated last season to the Ryman Premier League from the Conference South.

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Christ Dave they'll be turning up for my Sunday morning kick around with the lads soon.