Looking forward to it Ellie. Hope I dont trip over my tits as we are jumping on the bed though. We could always use them as skipping rope.
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I could hold them up for you...what are mates for?! 
"And then you go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like that!"
Disturbing beyond belief
Awww Ellie you are a sweetie. Okay you hold them up, I will make a mosquito net out of my other saggy bits.
I really don't know what to think of that comment! You do come out with the best sayings! I have no idea how that is even possible! 
In Charley world, anything is possible. It's like a porno fantasy island. "Boss, the Plane! The Plane!!!"
Quote: Ed Parnell @ June 20, 2007, 12:41 AMIn Charley world, anything is possible. It's like a porno fantasy island. "Boss, the Plane! The Plane!!!"
Is every man a plumber on porno Fantasy Island?
I don`t know is every man a plumber on porno Fantasy Island?
Quote: EllieJP @ June 20, 2007, 12:39 AMI really don't know what to think of that comment! You do come out with the best sayings! I have no idea how that is even possible!
Well I dont want to be to crude Ellie but it involves stretching something from down south and pulling it up north & making a nice little mosquito net.
Quote: charley rance @ June 20, 2007, 1:55 AMWell I dont want to be to crude Ellie but it involves stretching something from down south and pulling it up north & making a nice little mosquito net.
I've tried it.
All I got was extreme pain and a caution.
Quote: EllieJP @ June 19, 2007, 11:36 PMBet that pisses on your fire!?
Will people please stop pissing on fires?