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Things that piss you off Page 219

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 30 2008, 6:29 PM BST

Just be happy! Look at the lovely weather!

The weather is lovely! Beautiful sunshine! But fairly cool as well.

It's apparently going to be 28 degrees tomorrow!

:O

Is that hot?

I think so, but I'm a bit of a temperature wimp.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 30 2008, 6:36 PM BST

I think so, but I'm a bit of a temperature wimp.

I'm fat so anything above mild warmth is pretty unbearable for me.

Plus at that temperature I won't be able to use my duvet! I like my duvet, it's snuggly. :(

That's boiling.

zooo, please may I die now please?

Quote: PhQnix @ June 30 2008, 6:38 PM BST

Plus at that temperature I won't be able to use my duvet! I like my duvet, it's snuggly. :(

That's the problem I have. I have to take my duvet out of the cover and just use the sheet.

Quote: PhQnix @ June 30 2008, 6:38 PM BST

I'm fat so anything above mild warmth is pretty unbearable for me.

Plus at that temperature I won't be able to use my duvet! I like my duvet, it's snuggly. :(

You're such a liar. One week you say you like the sun, the next you're complaining about the prospect of warmth. Make your mind up, damnit!

Quote: PhQnix @ June 30 2008, 6:38 PM BST

I'm fat

Again, liar.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 30 2008, 6:39 PM BST

That's the problem I have. I have to take my duvet out of the cover and just use the sheet.

Do you not have a blanket or something?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 30 2008, 6:39 PM BST

Again, liar.

He's channeling me.

Quote: Aaron @ June 30 2008, 6:38 PM BST

zooo, please may I die now please?

Absolutely not.

Quote: Aaron @ June 30 2008, 6:39 PM BST

Do you not have a blanket or something?

No - My parents are neglectful, but hiding it my taking me to London frequently.

Just... move the duvet off you.

Quote: Aaron @ June 30 2008, 6:39 PM BST

You're such a liar. One week you say you like the sun, the next you're complaining about the prospect of warmth. Make your mind up, damnit!

I like the sun. But with a cool breeze. So sunny, but chilled.

Also, not lying! At all!

Quote: zooo @ June 30 2008, 6:41 PM BST

Just... move the duvet off you.

But one needs to be covered!

Quote: zooo @ June 30 2008, 6:40 PM BST

Absolutely not.

Teary

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