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Quote: PhQnix @ June 24 2008, 7:00 PM BST

Cockfosters is somewhere we vaguely planned to visit because the name induced fits of giggles. We then saw how far away it was on the tube and decided against it. So basically I have know idea about the distances. :P

You should have visited! My Spanish folders have got "Robyn goes to COCK(fosters) School!" written on them in tippex, because a girl at County says my school can't be called Southgate if it's in Cockfosters.

Quote: PhQnix @ June 24 2008, 7:00 PM BST

Cockfosters is somewhere we vaguely planned to visit because the name induced fits of giggles. We then saw how far away it was on the tube and decided against it.

And to think that those stops are all squashed up, too!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 24 2008, 7:02 PM BST

You should have visited! My Spanish folders have got "Robyn goes to COCK(fosters) School!" written on them in tippex, because a girl at County says my school can't be called Southgate if it's in Cockfosters.

She has such class.

Wait, what the hell am I on about?!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 24 2008, 7:02 PM BST

You should have visited! My Spanish folders have got "Robyn goes to COCK(fosters) School!" written on them in tippex, because a girl at County says my school can't be called Southgate if it's in Cockfosters.

My schoolbooks are just covered with doodles. My German folder was particularly impressive.

Had to spend ages fending of those who wished to draw phallic symbols on my books though.

My teacher walked past and shook her head at me, like I'd asked for it!

Quote: Aaron @ June 24 2008, 7:04 PM BST

And to think that those stops are all squashed up, too!

Are they? Dammit!

Quote: PhQnix @ June 24 2008, 7:05 PM BST

My schoolbooks are just covered with doodles. My German folder was particularly impressive.

Had to spend ages fending of those who wished to draw phallic symbols on my books though.

Phallic symbols, or just giant cocks?

Quote: PhQnix @ June 24 2008, 7:05 PM BST

My schoolbooks are just covered with doodles.

What about the insides?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 24 2008, 7:05 PM BST

Phallic symbols, or just giant cocks?

Both. It's a weird school.

The insides as well Aaron!

Quote: PhQnix @ June 24 2008, 7:05 PM BST

Are they? Dammit!

They are on the map, I mean. The key principle of Beck's map is that the central, essentially most 'common' and important area, is all stretched out to make things easier to see, whilst the outer parts of the map are squashed together 'cos they're not so important, and don't have numerous connections.

Quote: Aaron @ June 24 2008, 7:08 PM BST

They are on the map, I mean. The key principle of Beck's map is that the central, essentially most 'common' and important area, is all stretched out to make things easier to see, whilst the outer parts of the map are squashed together 'cos they're not so important, and don't have numerous connections.

Oh. Good then?

Quote: PhQnix @ June 24 2008, 7:07 PM BST

The insides as well Aaron!

Good boy, good boy. My French books were always more than 50% taken up with random doodles, sketches, and patterns.

Quote: PhQnix @ June 24 2008, 7:09 PM BST

Oh. Good then?

Cockfosters, or the map?

Quote: Aaron @ June 24 2008, 7:08 PM BST

They are on the map, I mean. The key principle of Beck's map is that the central, essentially most 'common' and important area, is all stretched out to make things easier to see, whilst the outer parts of the map are squashed together 'cos they're not so important, and don't have numerous connections.

Pfft maps...made for men with no sense of adventure.

Oooh, I love on the tube to Cockfosters (can't remember which line), it says on the rolling digital display inside "This train is for Cock", if you look away at the right time. Which I do. Lots.

Quote: Aaron @ June 24 2008, 7:10 PM BST

Cockfosters, or the map?

I don't know. Just good. I was a bit bowled over by your lengthy explanation of the map. :P

Quote: zooo @ June 24 2008, 7:11 PM BST

Oooh, I love on the tube to Cockfosters (can't remember which line), it says on the rolling digital display inside "This train is for Cock", if you look away at the right time. Which I do. Lots.

Piccadilly, innit. I shall remember to look out for that! :D

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