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Things that piss you off Page 211

Since I don't drive, my road rage is directed at people, walking on the pavement.
Old, slow, wide people carrying lots of bags, who choose to walk right in the MIDDLE of the f**king pavement.
And of course, because they're old they're also deaf. So there is NO way of getting past the stupid old f**ks.

you'll be old as well one day

Oh dear. When I said old I wasn't referring to you Alan.
:)

Quote: zooo @ June 23 2008, 8:13 PM BST

Since I don't drive, my road rage is directed at people, walking on the pavement.
Old, slow, wide people carrying lots of bags, who choose to walk right in the MIDDLE of the f**king pavement.
And of course, because they're old they're also deaf. So there is NO way of getting past the stupid old f**ks.

I think that that's pretty much the first post in this thread! :D

Quote: Mick Green @ June 23 2008, 8:08 PM BST

Glad I'm not the only one at boiling point with it...

You forgot to mention drivers who cut the corner when they are turning right and nearly take your wing off. People in Chelsea Tractors who park anywhere but a parking space at Tesco's. Then there's the idiots who tailgate you on motorways.

Yeah - those too. Definitely prime candidates for the baseball bat through the windscreen.

Roll on petrol running out!

One of my favourite hobbies is parking in the middle of two parking spaces in the parent and toddler section. Makes me smile when they have to drag the kids that extra 10 yards.

My neighbours. They are assholes. They have decided to throw a party on a monday night with chav-scooter-stylee noise and drunk women throwing up in our wheelie bin. My flatmate says if they don't shut up soon he is gonna piss through the letterbox. I told him that wasn't on and that he should at least knock first.

TTPYO-Speakers at County that don't work.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 24 2008, 6:19 PM BST

TTPYO-Speakers at County that don't work.

.........

It meant that we listened to the opening of "Volver" about 5 times, because the commentary and audio description kept coming on where the speakers just played everything they could.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 24 2008, 6:20 PM BST

It meant that we listened to the opening of "Volver" about 5 times, because the commentary and audio description kept coming on where the speakers just played everything they could.

Right.

Whistling nnocently

:$ It was really annoying, honest!

I hate it when that happens. Pisses me right off.

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