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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 23 2008, 5:51 PM BST

You're contradicting Gavin's life lessons!? Risky...

I wouldn't do that. I just want him to show me how to use it in a chat up line. That's all.

Quote: PhQnix @ June 23 2008, 5:50 PM BST

How?

"Hey girl, I think I've got the key for your wedding box. In my pants!"

Except they'd have to be talking about weddings for it to work. I'm pretty sure that would bowl the ladies over though.

Wrong wrong wrong!

ahem.....

"Hey baby! How about I redecorate your wedding box"

So is a wedding box still a euphemism in the way that Aaron suggested it, or from the idea of a key, is it more of a chastity belt?

Quote: Gavin @ June 23 2008, 5:54 PM BST

Wrong wrong wrong!

ahem.....

"Hey baby! How about I redecorate your wedding box"

Okay, I didn't need to ask that now.

Quote: Gavin @ June 23 2008, 5:54 PM BST

"Hey baby! How about I redecorate your wedding box"

Haha!

I think it might be Scatters. Or it's just a straight euphemism. I don't know anymore.

Does anyone know anymore!?

Quote: PhQnix @ June 23 2008, 5:55 PM BST

Haha!

I think it might be Scatters. Or it's just a straight euphemism. I don't know anymore.

See easy there are a couple of chicks that dig that, most have make up thiker then my arm but still.

Who knows? They might be a wonderful person inside...but actually inside, not just inside their wedding box...

a) Did I just say that?
b) Did that make any sense at all?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 23 2008, 5:59 PM BST

Who knows? They might be a wonderful person inside...but actually inside, not just inside their wedding box...

a) Did I just say that?
b) Did that make any sense at all?

a, Yes
b, No

Just like I thought!

TTPYO-That my amazing/crazy/hilarious/biscuit themed Spanish teacher is going back to Spain!

F**king drivers who don't f**king indicate at roundabouts and junctions. And those annoying f**kers who go through red lights just as you're setting off on green. And ignorant f**kers who don't acknowledge you when you purposely slow down to let them out onto a busy main road.

Apologies for the language, and I fully appreciate it if this post is censored, but if I don't vent my anger somewhere I'm going to end up copying Michael Douglas in the film 'Falling Down'.

If only it were legal to be allowed to stop in the middle of the road, get out of the car and smash their f**king windscreens in with a baseball bat...

I don't drive, but I agree.

Quote: Mick Green @ June 23 2008, 7:42 PM BST

If only it were legal to be allowed to stop in the middle of the road, get out of the car and smash their f**king windscreens in with a baseball bat...

Isn't it?

I don't remember changing my name to Mick Green :)

Glad I'm not the only one at boiling point with it...

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