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Things that piss you off Page 193

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 29 2008, 3:41 PM BST

We tried to act like tourists yesterday, but just couldn't make ourselves look as lost and stupid as the real thing.

The trick is to be American tourists. It's easily accomplished by talking loudly and inanely, wearing garishly bright hats and wearing shorts when you really shouldn't.

And setting your watch by Big Ben for your trip-don't forget that! Or passing by on open top buses while unfortunate clumsy English girls are falling over.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 29 2008, 3:46 PM BST

And setting your watch by Big Ben for your trip-don't forget that! Or passing by on open top buses while unfortunate clumsy English girls are falling over.

You fall down again then? :P

Same time...it's just haunting me still...

C yoU Next Tuesday'S that make Adware,malware and all the bad ware and viruses all of them should be excecuted in bizzare but extremely painful ways.

Cats with diarrhoea...actually that could have gone on the crap weekend thread, I was torn....

Cats with really long hair, with diarhoea...that aren't so poorly they can't make the run up the net curtains as you're trying to wash them...

Aw, poor cat! :(

Quote: Fran @ June 1 2008, 6:11 PM BST

Cats with diarrhoea...actually that could have gone on the crap weekend thread, I was torn....

Cats with really long hair, with diarhoea...that aren't so poorly they can't make the run up the net curtains as you're trying to wash them...

Do as Karl Pilkington's mum did and shave it.

How'd it get ill?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 1 2008, 7:11 PM BST

How'd it get ill?

She's fine Scatters, she just has a very sensitive tummy...that was the vets diagnosis last time we were there. This happens about once a year or so...I'm usually ever so fond of her....I just go off her very quickly when this happens.

And leevil, I have indeed given her a very nice bum trim in the past...she's an indoor cat though, so none of the other cats could laugh at her...just me :D

I hope she's okay now then! :)

My ace Doctor Who T shirt came today.

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But they sent the wrong size and it's much too small. :(

Aw... can you wear it anyway and take a pic? ;)

Again, awww :(

Laughing out loud

I hate it when stuff is too small. I bought a bunch of t-shirts from the US only to find out that even the crazy measurements advertised on the website were off. Boo. :(

I'm sending it back and he's sending me a new one. But I'm too shy to kick off about the postage. Cos it's only about 60p.

Who cares! New T shirt! Yay.

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