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Quote: Billy Bunter @ 28th March 2025, 8:48 AM

Far more satisfying than the promotion I was never offered. You should try it.

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When filling out an online form and you get to 'country with multiple choices.
Ah, I'll scroll down in alphabetical order to Britian, oh, no Britain.
OK, down to England.....nope.
Down down down to UK. Is UK a country?
Google says the UK is a country and England is not??

Every Tuesday I do my Tesco order for delivery next day, and to keep ahead of the game, the first thing I do is to book another slot (usually 3 weeks in advance) by just repeating a previous order from say, a month ago, just to book it now, and I notice that each time I do this, the prices have gone up considerably!

BUT today's "re-order" from the 2nd of February of £91.46 would now cost me £153.52!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!! I expect a bit of inflation, but that is effin' ridiculous

The cost of Easter Eggs this year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't you hate it when you're all cool and funny and sexy on the phone, but the miserable cow never calls back? That's why I stopped working for the Samaritans.

Yesterday, driving through Newmarket town centre to the racecourse was a straightforward & trouble-free experience.

Obviously too straightforward & trouble-free for the local authorities. Today, for the second day of the three day race meeting, they've decided to begin roadworks with 3-way temporary traffic lights. You can imagine the result.

It must take a special intellect to come up with these plans.

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