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Ours comes at about 4 in the morning.
Wakes the bloody dogs up!

3am

I looked at my watch

3.00AM exactly

rattling his sodding crates about

You hav to get up pretty early in the morning to catch me out. I'm a milkman.

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Well you have to get up in the middle of the bloody night to catch mine out

My mother said you have to be awake at all times. So I became a milkman.

Quote: lofthouse @ 1st August 2024, 9:54 PM

3am

I looked at my watch

3.00AM exactly

rattling his sodding crates about

You must live in an affluent area to still have a milkman.

Not really

Milkmen are still quite common up int'north

Maybe because we are too f**kin bone idle to walk to the shops

I've got one too, maybe it's a countryside/village thing.

These bloody ITVX trailers for programmes that have been on for weeks and I've watched ages ago.

F**king "Coming Up......" announcements - just play the bloody programme for god's sake!!!!!!! Thank heavens for the FF button

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