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I blame the invention of the 24 hour news channel.Advertising revenue dictates they have to fill it up with something.

People who walk their dogs off the lead along busy roads.Has it been that well trained? I don't think so.

Yet another ageing celebritess gets nude on the social media and says she's proud of her body. You're a woman, you've got a body, big deal. You don't get blokes up there going, 'Look at me, I got a dick and balls, ain't it awesome? I got a cock, I must be awesome. I can piss with it too. I'm so proud.'

🎼 "just sold my car, to We Buy Any Car🎹

FUCKING WELL FUCK OFF

Quote: lofthouse @ 15th February 2023, 7:23 PM

🎼 "just sold my car, to We Buy Any Car🎹

FUCKING WELL FUCK OFF

We tell you what it's worth - then pay you a tiny fraction of it.

Quote: lofthouse @ 15th February 2023, 7:23 PM

🎼 "just sold my car, to We Buy Any Car🎹

FUCKING WELL FUCK OFF

Tik-Tok has a lot to answer for.
I counted three "ordinary people suddenly start dancing'' ads in one break last night.

I had to go to casualty at my local hospital and as I entered they had a display saying 'Current Waiting Times 14 - 16 hours. Luckily I was seen in 7 hours.
What pisses me off is people who refuse to accept that the NHS is on its knees despite the government taking almost 15% of peoples wages.
All you see on TV now is BUPA adverts that are helping to aid the impression that we now live a country where only people with money can gain access to prompt medical attention.

Was in the shop earlier and remembered my dad wanted a jar of Kenco instant coffee

EIGHT FUCKING QUID?!?!

blow it out yer ass

Quote: lofthouse @ 16th February 2023, 1:08 PM

blow it out yer ass

Pretty sure that's how they make it.

Quote: Lazzard @ 16th February 2023, 1:30 PM

Pretty sure that's how they make it.

Tastes like it too.

A lot of Brits dislike Americanisms. I don't like them eether.

I replied to We Buy Any Car once, telling them I wanted to sell my top of the range Bentley Continental, giving the number plate of my old Peugeot 206. They got very excited, and kept trying to entice me to sell to them for months.

Yes, they are rip-off merchants. Read the small print - they charge two administrative fees that is knocked off the price they give.

A few years back I bought a 2 year old car and within a month I knew I didn't like it. (for one, the seats were too hard and hurt my arse after a few miles)
I gave them first bite. They offered 4K less than I paid, minus fees.

The way Madonna calls her critics 'haters'. Just cos we recognise total and utter f**king shit when we hear it..

Calling it Zoom when it's the least dynamic system ever invented. You're Zooming... No, you're sitting in front of a computer in your underwear.

It seems nearly every prog. just as it starts, has some prawn saying "Coming up", and then shows clips of what we are about to see - just show the effin' programme ffs and stop padding it out!

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