Sorry Herc. I've used all my brain power today submitting my competition entry.
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Never mind, we'll go through it another day.............when you are ready for the big commitment. We're all friends here - remember that, and are all rooting for you. ?
Abbrevs.
The minefield that is the Amazon website.
It is bordering on dishonesty and deception.
You order the thing you want and select 'buy now. The big graphic comes up saying 'pay now for free delivery
The small print says with a free subscription to Amazon prime and even smaller print says 30 days free then you will be billed monthly.
A tiny link says 'buy now without prime.
That moves you to the final paying page where all the eye-catching graphics are still trying to make you agree to prime's monthly subscription.
Even then, the wording is not clear as to which is with, and without.
If you want to order something quickly and pay - the trap is set.
With the BBC's wokery how can they justify Mother Brown's Boys continuing, especially with a Christmas special - again?
Has there ever been a bigger waste of f**king time than Facebook fan pages?
Paul McCartney fan page
Paul McCartney fan signs up.
Paul McCartney fan writes, Hey, I'm a Paul McCartney fan!
Paul McCartney fan responds, Hey, I'm a Paul McCartney fan too!
Another Paul McCartney fan writes, Hey, I'm a Paul McCartney fan as well! Looks like we gotta Paul McCartney fan on a Paul McCartney fan page!
I can't understand why people get so smug over deciphering who 'Sympathy for the Devil' is actually about. There's a small clue in the title.
Padel. Even the name is shit.
My airline canceled my flight to Denver this morning and called it a "disruption." I booked a later flight on another airline, and now they're offering me money to fly out tomorrow instead. No guarantees, of course, and now all the airport parking is full. I'd just drive the 900 miles, but roads are almost impassable due to snow and ice.
I'd gladly accept a little global warming at the moment.
Attempt Number Two for my trip to Denver. I got to the airport last night, and they closed the bar at 7 PM. My flight from Dallas to Denver was canceled, so I went home and booked another flight for this morning. My 6:30 flight to Houston has already been pushed back to 7:10, so I doubt I'll make the connection to Denver. I'll have 25 pounds of frozen bacon and sausage in my bag, so getting stuck at an airport for hours could be a problem. It's currently -10C, so maybe they'll leave my suitcase on the tarmac for a few hours. 
Nevertheless, have a Happy Christmas DB ?
Thanks. Got to the airport, but had to wait in a 70-person queue because my flight to Houston was delayed. That meant that I'd have to run from Gate 51 to Gate 5, and I'm no spring chicken. They miraculously found an empty seat in a "full" flight that's direct to Denver, so now I have 4.5 hours to kill. Beer sales start at 0700, so I'll be a little less stressed in 30 minutes.
Beer time!
The woman behind the bar is wearing a sweater with flashing lights that says "F**k it's cold!"
So many things, but it's nearly Christmas and I have just imbibed two glasses of white wine so I don't care, however ...
I effing hate the eldest son from next door, this semi's party wall neighbour. He's a property developer, a tosser and driver of a 22 reg Beemer. I'd honestly love to shut him inside the portaloo that's sitting on their drive, tip it over and let him percolate in all of the human waste.
Merry Christmas.
Let's hope the Yule log slips from his fire , and burns his house down