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Quote: Chappers @ 4th September 2022, 8:52 PM

ITV Hub. Anyone else? They stop, start, get stuck. And then I'm trying to watch Ridley but no subtitles available. Why not with all of those (Northern and Irish) funny accents.

Area-ist.

I don't like sexist misogynisticals. Sexist miogynicals is when man make negativefull commentar on lady and not respects HER DECISIVE after year of bad. Sexists sucks!
For eggsampled. Imagine lady give 7643227-Euro blowjob to minors during mass for war victim and man say she slapper. That man clearly sexist misognicals and not respeck HER DECISIVE after year of bad. Sexism suck!
Four inample. Imagine lady breaked into blind man house, steal them money for drugs, and kick its head in for funny, and man say she not nise pearson. That man clearly sexist misogynicals and not respecks HER DECISIVE after year of bad. Sexist suck!
three examplefull. Imagine lady start third world war, kill all children, spread racial hatred, converts world to anti-Seminitism, steal drugs to sell to minors, destroy kittens, blow up this universe and all others, beat up gay man,make lesbian gay and black illegals, and man say she bitsh. That man clearly sexist misogynikals and not respects HER DECISIVE after year of bad. Sexists sucks!!!

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 7th September 2022, 9:57 PM

I don't like sexist misogynisticals. Sexist miogynicals is when man make negativefull commentar on lady and not respects HER DECISIVE after year of bad. Sexists sucks!
For eggsampled. Imagine lady give 7643227-Euro blowjob to minors during mass for war victim and man say she slapper. That man clearly sexist misognicals and not respeck HER DECISIVE after year of bad. Sexism suck!
Four inample. Imagine lady breaked into blind man house, steal them money for drugs, and kick its head in for funny, and man say she not nise pearson. That man sexist misogynicals and not respecks HER DECISIVE after year of bad. Sexist suck!
three examplefull. Imagine lady start third world war, kill all children, spread racial hatred, converts world to anti-Seminitism, steal drugs to sell to minors, destroy kittens, blow up this universe and all others, beat up gay man,make lesbian gay and black illegals, and man say she bitsh. That man clearly sexist misogynikals and not respects HER DECISIVE after year of bad. Sexists sucks!!!

Did Horse Radish hack Michaels account??

You clearly sexist misogynisticals.
It's a character I'm working on, based on me when I was 17, high on Germaine Greere but sadly lacking in experience of reality.
It came from when I was about ten and we had to write about 'When I am Prime Minister', Looking back, it's hilarious: When I am Prime Minister I make no wars. If you make wats you bad pearson so you in war insteade! If politicals man make wars there no more wars cos they scared or in wars and dies. Wars SUCKS!!!

Dead for a week and still pissing me off.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 15th September 2022, 9:11 AM

Dead for a week and still pissing me off.

So why don't you f**k off and post your shit on some republican site, where it would probably be welcome.

Long live King Charles!

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 15th September 2022, 9:22 AM

So why don't you f**k off and post your shit on some republican site, where it would probably be welcome.

Long live King Charles!

Because it's a free country?
Wind your neck in, Herc.

Mind your own business Lazz

The fact that you can't see the irony in your comment is the problem.
Alright for the you to jump on someone and tell them to f**k off.
Not alright for me to ask you to tone it down.
(As you have been asked to on more than one occasion, by the moderators.)

Ditto on the irony front, with you stating this the other day.................

Quote: Lazzard @ 8th September 2022, 10:24 PM

Boring anti-monarchist all over twitter.

And so, my telling him to stuff his rant up his arse, doesn't qualify under you free speech then, or is it the usual lefties excuse of every person has a right to their views in a democracy, providing it doesn't clash with mine.

I said I thought they were boring.
I didn't tell a long-standing member of this site to "f**k off" and post elsewhere.
Nor to stick his views up his arse.
And he didn't rant - you did - and still are.
It's not about not being able to state you views.
It's all about tone.
If everyone was as rude as you this place would be a hell-hole.

Quote: Lazzard @ 15th September 2022, 10:37 AM

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And he didn't rant
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His wasn't a rant then. Well, it's been nice seeing your version of democracy, with its typical double standards.

Quote: Lazzard @ 15th September 2022, 10:37 AM

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If everyone was as rude as you this place would be a hell-hole.

I've said this elsewhere - the and my language on any thread is nothing compared to what is said on the football threads, but then you don't frequent them once you scuttled off when you realised you were no good at football predictions against men.

You are laughable, Herc.

Sorry, had to go off and do something important, like sort out my wild flower border, and I have a big flowerless one that gets bigger and bigger that I can't identify yet. Pretty sure it's not a sunflower.

So, where were we - oh yes, you were telling me about your version of democracy..............

.............and re your post, by the way, the feeling is mutual, I can assure you. You may think you do, but you don't have all the answers.

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