It's like when people say words such as 'slut' are sexist, but if that's what a woman genuinely is, what should you call her? Mother Theresa?
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How many times do you think Domino employees have had people yodeling down the phone when ordering or as they come in the door.
Annoying adverts seem to be the norm these days.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 6th February 2022, 7:49 AMI'm not homophobic, but...
I'm not anti-French West Ham defenders but...
Try incest. Up the anti.
Quote: Billy Bunter @ 10th February 2022, 10:02 AMI'm not anti-French West Ham defenders but...
Thank f**k the RSPCA have taken the cats away, and he's lost his Adidas deal, but what gnaws at me is the £250,,000 fine of two weeks wages - £125K a week FFS. NOBODY is worth that much. F**king obscene. ?
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 10th February 2022, 7:52 AMHow many times do you think Domino employees have had people yodeling down the phone when ordering or as they come in the door.
Annoying adverts seem to be the norm these days.
Got you talking about it, so it did it's job. Attention spans are waning these days.
I love the way all these women who spend their entire lives moaning about men - you know, 'Men are shit, men are the inferior sex, you're better off without a man' etc etc - are now getting excited about Valentine's Day.
Even I can't f**king believe how excited the fans are getting over Spice Girls Lego. Lego, for f**k's sake. Lego. Spice was late 90s, which means the average fan is in its mid-40s. How the f**k can a GROWN MAN get his undies in a twist over f**king Lego? I know anyone who still listens to Spice makes Forrest Gump look like Stephen Hawking, but f**king Lego. Imagine the stupid f**ker queueing up too, standing in a line waiting to buy his f**king Baby Spice Lego figure. Spending his hard-earned cash when Covid has done as much for employment as Thatcher on his awesome little Posh Spice Lego set. What next, spunk-flavoured Playdough? You useless f**king dickrash.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 11th February 2022, 12:50 PMHow the f**k can a GROWN MAN get his undies in a twist over f**king Lego?
I hate to break it. to you, but Lego is ONLY played with by grown men.
The Legover Edition.
Iv'e noticed that some charity adverts are now taking the piss a bit.
In the small print at the end there is a line that says 'minimum donation £***.
So they don't want my measly £5, I have to give more if I want to donate.
"Mark has your parcel and will be delivering it between 10.30 and 12.30 today... ... ...
... ... My name is Mark. I am your local courier, I like spending time with my kids and enjoying a good meal out."
Did I really need to know that latter piece of information?
Or the tracking that says you are number 172 on the list. The van is presently on delivery 102. Approx time of delivery 1 hour.
Who's that knocking on your door now.
Given that they allow you track your delivery on a map I wonder if some people get in their cars and intercept the van to get their parcels earlier?
Quote: Billy Bunter @ 17th February 2022, 10:18 AM"Mark has your parcel and will be delivering it between 10.30 and 12.30 today... ... ...
... ... My name is Mark. I am your local courier, I like spending time with my kids and enjoying a good meal out."Did I really need to know that latter piece of information?
Reinforcing a tip? Especially as you are keeping him from what he likes to do on his meagre time off.