Quote: Lazzard @ 27th July 2021, 8:49 AMSo true.
I have this brilliant system.
No app. No website.
I just look out of the window.
I have never been wrong.
I check the weather in the same way.
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Looking out the window won't tell me whether it's going to be pissing down tomorrow morning when I set off for work
Quote: lofthouse @ 27th July 2021, 7:55 PMLooking out the window won't tell me whether it's going to be pissing down tomorrow morning when I set off for work
Ah but if you look tomorrow morning it should give you a good idea.
Pre-loved?
IT'S FUCKING SECOND HAND YOU TWATS!!!!!
Used pornography. Second hand job.
People whinging on the news, that they now have to rush to get a passage back to the UK from Mexico before the door is closed and (shame) lose loads of money having to cut their holiday short.
With the world in a pandemic and many instances of goal posts being moved, what the f**k are you doing booking and going on holiday to a risky country like that in the first place, you cretins.
FFS, some people...................... 
Alexander Armstrong: Talk us through the board, doesn't matter what you score. You're already through
Contestant: I'll play it safe and go for .....
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 7th August 2021, 12:35 AMPeople whinging on the news, that they now have to rush to get a passage back to the UK from Mexico before the door is closed and (shame) lose loads of money having to cut their holiday short.
With the world in a pandemic and many instances of goal posts being moved, what the f**k are you doing booking and going on holiday to a risky country like that in the first place, you cretins.
FFS, some people......................
The world is in the grip of a virus pandemic
So
I'm going to fly to Mexico and drink beer and sunbath and eat tacos
Aye caramba!
2010: Weather's gonna be f**king shit tomorrow.
2020: Got this awesome app, says Weather's gonna be f**king shit tomorrow.
Quote: lofthouse @ 7th August 2021, 11:43 AMThe world is in the grip of a virus pandemic
So
I'm going to fly to Mexico and drink beer and sunbath and eat tacos
Aye caramba!
Many members of the govt. wanted to put certain countries on a 'flashing; amber + list to avoid such situations.
Or at least give fair warning.
Travel Industry objected - govt. caved in.
When my dad boasts about the size of his penis. Poppycock.
Shouldn't really complain, it's how they generate money but YouTube adverts are getting worse.
Worse as in frequency. At least two before you can watch what you are looking for and then lots during the video.
Puts you off a bit.
Well, you will watch porn vids, which are the worst. (So I've been told) 
Even at the age of 65 I still find shaving a pain in the arse - and NO! I'm not doing it wrong!
Word nearly got out on how to become a Playboy model. It was a close shave.