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That bloody Curry's advert.

It's NOT Crimbo. It's CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The woman on that deliveroo advert

Wanna strangle her with my bare hands

Quote: lofthouse @ 10th November 2019, 9:09 PM

The woman on that deliveroo advert

Wanna strangle her with my bare hands

:D I've been thinking the very same.

I've never used a delivery service like that and have read stories about how low hygiene rated establishments can join just by paying the fee.

Quote: Chappers @ 10th November 2019, 9:04 PM

It's NOT Crimbo. It's CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure many Christians will echo that sentiment.

Similarly, on behalf of the LGBTQ+ community, I would like to remind people that:

It's NOT Lesbo. It's LESBIAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've always hated Crimbo,it's been around for a long time.What's it actually short for?Christmas Booze up?

Also, holes in bread.Half the slices in my last loaf had big holes in them.

Quote: Chappers @ 10th November 2019, 9:04 PM

That bloody Curry's advert.

It's NOT Crimbo. It's CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not a Christian but I'd love to kill people who call it Chrimbo. Aaaaaaarrrgghh!

Quote: john tregorran @ 10th November 2019, 9:52 PM

Also, holes in bread.Half the slices in my last loaf had big holes in them.

I think what you bought there was a packet of doughnuts.

Could be Danish.

Abbots Village Bakery Country Grains.

I think the grains had left for the country.

How come on any televised all male sport, there has to be at least one woman pundit or commentator.
But on an all female sport, not one geezer to be seen.

And the ones I've seen or heard all try to sound too blokey.Not sexy and kittenish which they should be.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 12th November 2019, 8:38 PM

How come on any televised all male sport, there has to be at least one woman pundit or commentator.
But on an all female sport, not one geezer to be seen.

Yes, I've noticed that too, but didn't want to say anything for fear of being called a sexist bastard.

Quote: Chappers @ 10th November 2019, 9:04 PM

That bloody Curry's advert.

It's NOT Crimbo. It's CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That Tim Whatshisface on Sunday Brunch says things like "Where are you going on your holibobs?"

ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 12th November 2019, 8:38 PM

How come on any televised all male sport, there has to be at least one woman pundit or commentator.

Hot women commentating are pretty much the only reason to watch sport. There, I've said it.

Quote: chipolata @ 13th November 2019, 6:41 AM

Hot women.........................

Was watching the Kenny Everett Video Show last night - Hot Gossip, bloody hell it shouldn't be allowed on DVD Lovey and to a lesser extent, it's the only reason I watch Strictly - super fit women Cool

From the get go.

What does it mean? It's not grammatically correct. It is crap!

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