Me too.
What's so funny about C**terblast anyways??
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People who swear on line. They can f**k off.
People who impersonate Bob Monkhouse, but they actually impersonate Rory Bremner impersonating Bob Monkhouse. It's up there with quoting 'Blackadder' putdowns.
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 9th August 2018, 10:54 PMMe too.
I just act surprised by their witty observation of my name.
I've got to the point where I give people one initial chance and that's it.
That bloody barbecue advert where the girl says she like cheese on her sausages. When they turn their noses up she says "I'd put cheese on my cornflakes if I could!"
Nobody's stopping you you stupid cow. Just bloody do it!
Quote: Chappers @ 12th August 2018, 8:41 PMThat bloody barbecue advert where the girl says she like cheese on her sausages. When they turn their noses up she says "I'd put cheese on my cornflakes if I could!"
Nobody's stopping you you stupid cow. Just bloody do it!
Uncanny! That's exactly what I think when I watch it 
I can't see melted or grated chedder on cornflakes tasting bad anyway. Cheese goes well with corn such as Doritos. Skip the tablespoons of sugar over it and you've got a new tasty snacking snack.
people that move in next door and bulldoze the garden and eradicate all living things and replace them with an entertainment area
ool,decking and plastic grass.
The quick quid ad's and payday lenders should review their advertisements if they don't wish to look like scammers.
There's one where a woman is trying to get down the escalator and her son phones and says the cooker has gone and the engineer says it needs a new part.
There is one second of video of the engineer holding an electrical heating element looking woeful.
He's taken it from a GAS cooker.
And to me, none of the stricken persons, who go to Quick Quid, look as if they don't have a credit card, which is a far more obvious solution to their 'problem'.
Dame Margaret Hodge has told Sky News she felt the same fear her father would have felt when he was fleeing Nazi Germany when she found out Labour had opened disciplinary proceedings against her
Really ?
I think that is 1000% more offensive than anything Jeremy Corbyn has ever said in his entire life
She really is full of shit this woman
But they are hypocritical these Cobyn Labourites. They call themselves Socialists but they are becoming more like National Socialists.
When they call themselves socialist they mean nationalizationist.
Labour are worse than the Tories .At least they don't pretend to give a toss about the workers.
Definitely people overquoting comedies. I've mentioned Blackadder and Monkhouse imitations, but how could I forget 'That's you, that is' and 'Only meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'? I once heard Enfield dropped that character because the cameramen couldn't handle it any more.
Berlusconi: President of the country for years, f**k all except fraud, sex scandals, shitty judgement / decision-making and the regular 'hilarious' racist comment... 'Well, it's what you'd do in his position' (Tell that to Gandhi.)
Renzi: President of the country for years, more f**k all except €2.7bn public contracts scandal, corruption, etc... 'He's only human.'
Raggi: Mayoress of a city for one year, makes comment on Rome's rubbish. 'You USELESS f**king COW, f**k me are you SHITE or what, I hate her, why do we let women have any control, BUGGER OFF YOU WASTE OF SPACE, this is a MAN'S job.'
I can't paste on Facebook at the moment for some reason!
Quote: Chappers @ 6th September 2018, 9:09 PMI can't paste on Facebook at the moment for some reason!
They've discovered you're a porn salesman.
Quote: Briosaid @ 6th September 2018, 10:43 PMThey've discovered you're a porn salesman.
Bugger!
Sorry - didn't mean that........