Quote: Rigs @ 29th April 2018, 12:09 AMF**koff chappie.
Blimey. Seems a bit harsh chappie.
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Quote: Rigs @ 29th April 2018, 12:09 AMF**koff chappie
I've got loads of ideas but never get round to doing anything.
That's because we are all just wasting our time.
You have to be unique to make it, and people who are genuinely gifted don't come on these kind of forums.
I am only having a little giggle because I'm bored out of my skull.
No offence ever intended but you seem to take it upon yourself to have a pop.
Woooooooooo!
I just had a pop. It was fun.
The worst thing about having a broken wrist ain't the pain, inconvenience or inability to perform the easiest task. It's that HILARIOUS comment: 'I know how you did that, too much wankin' eh? Eh, too much wankin'? Been wankin' too much eh? That's how, too much wankin'?' Of course, that is how I did it, but it's still annoying.
I've got a blue dick
I'm a tight fisted wanker
See you men! Bunch of weans
When I was fifteen, I was mobidly attracted to pornograhy because I felt alone and isolated and unable to form meaningful relationships. These days, I just like wanking.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 2nd May 2018, 5:41 PMWhen I was fifteen, I was mobidly attracted to pornograhy because I felt alone and isolated and unable to form meaningful relationships. These days, I just like wanking.
But have you ever thought that maybe your knob is depressed being attached to you?
You know the other day I got so drunk. I woke up bare ass naked, sick all over me, I had a traffic cone stuck up my bum. I was in a state of priapic excitement ... and then I got off the bus aaaah.
Sometimes I think about the Spice Girls naked. Other times, I keep my clothes on for it.
Pisses me off when I'm in a charity shop to leisurely peruse the wares and notice the member of staff is staring at me everywhere I go. Maybe because they're bored or they think I'm going to steal something but it makes me paranoid so I leave wihout completing a purchase.
Nirvana partially attained. Nothing pisses me off now. I am so far out of my comfort zone that I've come full circle!
Quote: Frankie Mildly Perturbed @ 6th May 2018, 1:55 AMNirvana partially attained. Nothing pisses me off now. I am so far out of my comfort zone that I've come full circle!
What happened to the bra with the big knockers? I liked that picture. It made me smile.
What do you think it did to MM?
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 6th May 2018, 7:36 PMWhat do you think it did to MM?
No offence meant to any of the editorial staff or readers of Melody Maker.. 
Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 6th May 2018, 3:11 PMWhat happened to the bra with the big knockers? I liked that picture. It made me smile.
Smile? They made MY EYES WATER!!