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Quote: Chappers @ 28th March 2017, 6:17 PM

Must've been back in the day.

Hark at us getting down with the kids. And you a traditionalist too. Shame on you.

TV adverts that use bloody puppet things instead of humans. They're REPULSIVE.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 28th March 2017, 11:49 PM

Hark at us getting down with the kids. And you a traditionalist too. Shame on you.

That was an ironic comment. It's another thing that pisses me off incredibly!

Quote: keewik @ 28th March 2017, 8:52 PM

'Passed on' is another one. They all mildly irritate me. It's as if they suddenly disintegrated into a fog - a bit of the 'beam me up Scottie' type thing. what's wrong with just saying 'died'?

Or snuffed it, kicked the bucket etc.....

'Popped her clogs' - I think that's the one I'll insist on for my funeral.

Quote: Chappers @ 29th March 2017, 12:00 AM

That was an ironic comment.

Of course. Whistling nnocently Like those 80s left wing "comedians" who cracked Mother in Law jokes etc.

That L'Or coffee advert, which has a woman, at night (who drinks coffee at night?) stepping out of a high rise building and onto a girder to get a black coffee from a neighbouring building.

I'm all for romance in advertising, but this is even dafter than these stupid perfume/after shave ads that don't even tell you what the product actually smells like . . . kinda the only thing I want to know when this is all the product actually does.

:S

Advertising companies picking up American versions of Morecambe and Wise songs. It just f**ks up my memories of them.

https://www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&rlz=1C1TEUA_enGB585GB585&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=bring+me+sunshine&*

OK - I know I'm getting old but I was thinking of Put on a Happy Face too but I can't see a link. Have I got it wrong - again?

Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 28th March 2017, 7:27 PM

Why would you want to read a book about banging bunnies anyway? :D

That's not the point.
I don't give a f**k about Good Deeds Day. Last year I visited an elderly lady and the silly bitch died the next day, so that was a waste of f**king time wasn't it? F**k you.

Quote: keewik @ 28th March 2017, 11:51 PM

TV adverts that use bloody puppet things instead of humans. They're REPULSIVE.

Interesting fact. The TG Tips monkeys got paid more than the tea workers.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 31st March 2017, 10:13 AM

Interesting fact. The TG Tips monkeys got paid more than the tea workers.

That's cos they belonged to the Transport & General union. >_<

Interesting fact: Paul McCartney earns more money than me.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 31st March 2017, 11:38 AM

Interesting fact: Paul McCartney earns more money than me.

Why am I not surprised. Sleepy

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 31st March 2017, 11:38 AM

Interesting fact: Paul McCartney earns more money than me.

Are you sure?

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 31st March 2017, 10:13 AM

Interesting fact. The TG Tips monkeys got paid more than the tea workers.

That's only because they can't cash the checks.

Current annoyance is tailgating, in a car or even a the five items or less queue at the supermarket. These people need to watch a game of cricket so they a can see what boundaries look like. Why do they do this ?

Quote: Firkin @ 31st March 2017, 12:52 PM

That's only because they can't cash the checks.

How can you cash a check?

Quote: Chappers @ 2nd April 2017, 8:56 PM

How can you cash a check?

Take it to the USA ?

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