Have won the Battle of the Christmas Tree for another year. Mr K decided he's too old to cart a real tree home in the car. Yesterday we plodded round John Lewis where I genuinely turned up my nose at every false tree in sight. Today we have a tree from Morrison's. Don't mess with me, you false tree lovers. 
P.S. should have said - false trees piss me off.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 6th December 2014, 7:39 PM GMTRight, just the quick reply, as now I must get back to those very fit ladies on Strictly.............
FRANKIE !!!!!!!
I like it when they jog upstairs after their dance to get the scores - bouncy, bouncy...........
(Why am I posting this on a Piss You Off thread?)
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 6th December 2014, 9:00 PM GMTI like it when they jog upstairs after their dance to get the scores - bouncy, bouncy...........
(Why am I posting this on a Piss You Off thread?)
If that's so, big sports brassieres are required for the ladies.
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 6th December 2014, 9:32 PM GMTIf that's so, big sports brassieres are required for the ladies.
And some of the men.
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 6th December 2014, 9:32 PM GMTIf that's so, big sports brassieres are required for the ladies.
And some of the men.
Quote: Chappers @ 6th December 2014, 9:43 PM GMTAnd some of the men.
And some of the men.
ManSpanx or Manx for short (no tails...) Tubbs and Edward's quest.
Quote: keewik @ 6th December 2014, 8:36 PM GMTHave won the Battle of the Christmas Tree for another year. Mr K decided he's too old to cart a real tree home in the car. Yesterday we plodded round John Lewis where I genuinely turned up my nose at every false tree in sight. Today we have a tree from Morrison's. Don't mess with me, you false tree lovers.
P.S. should have said - false trees piss me off.
We have a fake tree now! It's a very nice looking one though.
We always used to have real ones but I suddenly started getting massive guilt trips about killing a tree every year. I hate the bit after Christmas when it's all sad and brown and has to be thrown away. 
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 6th December 2014, 10:28 PM GMTTubbs and Edward's quest.
<3
Quote: Oldrocker @ 6th December 2014, 8:49 PM GMTFRANKIE !!!!!!!
Aljaz and Pasha more like.
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 6th December 2014, 9:32 PM GMTIf that's so, big sports brassieres are required for the ladies.
Aww, don't spoil the only highlight of the week for one dirty old man. 
TTPYO: Waiting for a delivery.... Totally screws up my day ... and when it doesn't arrive ... screws tomorrow and tomorrow and tommorow......
arrrgh!!!
Quote: zooo @ 7th December 2014, 12:22 AM GMTWe have a fake tree now! It's a very nice looking one though.
We always used to have real ones but I suddenly started getting massive guilt trips about killing a tree every year. I hate the bit after Christmas when it's all sad and brown and has to be thrown away.<3
Even worse is how the dead trees are still hanging around in March; and you keep finding the needles in the carpet for years to come.
Aljaz and Pasha more like.
Hopefully one day Alijaz will find a cure for the awful affliction which prevents him from opening his eyes properly.
Aww, he's doing sexy-eyes! That's an important dance move.
Zooo's avatar.
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Don't tell me..........Don't tell me........er, yes! It's Noel Edmonds from his Multi-Coloured Swap Shop days. 
You are both very cheeky monkeys.
I know David Beckham when I see him !