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Quote: Chappers @ 2nd November 2014, 1:06 AM GMT

Haven't they got their own trophy?

I wouldn't mind winning Rachael Riley !

:P

Quote: Oldrocker @ 2nd November 2014, 12:47 AM GMT

It is 12cm high, 5.5 cm wide and 5.5cm deep. It is made of glass and not perspex and apparently if you move it in the light, the centre Pointless bit, does actually appear to count down.

Wow. :O

The police 'fly on the wall' documentaries - or to be more precise the scrotes that are arrested.
So we see a scumbag driving a stolen car speeding through the streets at deadly speeds. He crashes the car and legs it. He punches the policeman who arrests him and they find drugs and knives in the car. On a subsequent search of his house they find a drug factory and more deadly weapons. The list of offences is as long as your arm.

Then at the end of the program they announce that the youth who was arrested was either let off with a caution or the case was dropped due to insufficient evidence.

The c**t is back selling drugs, beating people up, stealing peoples cars within hours of the incident.

Ha, yes, that pisses me off too. It happens every bloody time!

I deffinitely thinking hitting or swearing at a copper should get you atleast a week in clink.
With no food or water.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 2nd November 2014, 1:34 PM GMT

The police 'fly on the wall' documentaries - or to be more precise the scrotes that are arrested.
So we see a scumbag driving a stolen car speeding through the streets at deadly speeds. He crashes the car and legs it. He punches the policeman who arrests him and they find drugs and knives in the car. On a subsequent search of his house they find a drug factory and more deadly weapons. The list of offences is as long as your arm.

Then at the end of the program they announce that the youth who was arrested was either let off with a caution or the case was dropped due to insufficient evidence.

The c**t is back selling drugs, beating people up, stealing peoples cars within hours of the incident.

I won't watch them now for that very reason as it just makes my blood boil and now I just don't want to know - it's a farce.

Used to mutter to myself that someone in the helicopter should be picking them off with a high powered rifle.

Now that cautions have gone, I wonder if there will be a rise in 'insufficient evidence' cases?

It used to bother me to see the programmes with the police helicopter flying overhead, showing us lovely thermal images of someone who had stolen a moped perhaps, and I would think about how many thousands of pounds an hour it cost to run that helicopter, and whether my taxes where being effectively used.

Quote: Nogget @ 2nd November 2014, 5:40 PM GMT

It used to bother me to see the programmes with the police helicopter flying overhead, showing us lovely thermal images of someone who had stolen a moped perhaps, and I would think about how many thousands of pounds an hour it cost to run that helicopter, and whether my taxes where being effectively used.

Moped today, car tomorrow, shop next week, house shortly . . etc, etc.

:D Every scrote who is out after 1am is guilty!...security cameras should be able to zap them with anesthetic so they are rendered dormant, and may freeze to death.

Quote: dellas @ 3rd November 2014, 6:20 AM GMT

:D Every scrote who is out after 1am is guilty!...security cameras should be able to zap them with anesthetic so they are rendered dormant, and may freeze to death.

Is that because you want the streets safe for you?

She'd lose all her customers

So, tonight I have to open a new strip of blood pressure pills from their box.

Odds on me getting the instruction leaflet end?

Logic tells me it's 50/50. Experience tells me otherwise !

:( Of course want streets safe, however I have the security of a car.
OH gosh, forgot to plead for help with that cost elsewhere!!

There was an awful incident with old chap robbed from my pub, fuming, as they were young?, do their mums/dads not wonder where they are at midnight?...

All too late, but why are youg getting so violent and preying on the disabled

Late night despair, sorry chums, Sleep tight, luv xxx

Quote: Oldrocker @ 4th November 2014, 12:30 AM GMT

So, tonight I have to open a new strip of blood pressure pills from their box.

Odds on me getting the instruction leaflet end?

Logic tells me it's 50/50. Experience tells me otherwise !

I feel sure that the boxes are designed so that you will be inclined to open them at the instructions leaflet end. They want to be sure that you see the leaflet for legal reasons.

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