When some dude goes to shake your hand and they kindly decide to crush the shit out of your fingers in the process
Like they are saying 'yeah that's right, im a double hard bastard and I could kill you with one armed tied behind my back' - but without saying it
Get your fat sweaty paws off me you f**king meathead 
Quote: A Horseradish @ 20th September 2014, 1:27 PM BSTJust disconnect the caravan.
Problem solved.
Caravan? F**king CARAVAN!!! Don't get me started...........
Umm, got me thinking - if I towed one I could have a gun emplacement in the rear of it. 
Quote: lofthouse @ 20th September 2014, 2:26 PM BSTWhen some dude goes to shake your hand and they kindly decide to crush the shit out of your fingers in the process
Like they are saying 'yeah that's right, im a double hard bastard and I could kill you with one armed tied behind my back' - but without saying it
Get your fat sweaty paws off me you f**king meathead
I hate the opposite Lofty. I hate when you shake another bloke's hand and it's like a wet lettuce. I always give a good squeeze.
If we ever meet we may as well skip the handshake and go straight to tongues.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 20th September 2014, 1:21 PM BST'Ere, look at me thanking MarcP! Thank you Marc.
Everybody does in the end. As the ting ting says ... it is right that I am on a pedestal as long as I share my wisdom and insider knowledge too. At least I think that what he meant.
Quote: Marc P @ 20th September 2014, 3:27 PM BSTEverybody does in the end. As the ting ting says ... it is right that I am on a pedestal as long as I share my wisdom and insider knowledge too. At least I think that what he meant.
Isn't there still a pedestal vacant in Trafalgar Square?
Quote: Will Cam @ 20th September 2014, 3:26 PM BSTI hate the opposite Lofty. I hate when you shake another bloke's hand and it's like a wet lettuce. I always give a good squeeze.
If we ever meet we may as well skip the handshake and go straight to tongues.
Are you sure?
Cos I'm a biter 
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 20th September 2014, 4:40 PM BSTIsn't there still a pedestal vacant in Trafalgar Square?
I think you'll find I command a larger arena, my pippin!
Quote: Will Cam @ 20th September 2014, 3:26 PM BSTI hate the opposite Lofty. I hate when you shake another bloke's hand and it's like a wet lettuce. I always give a good squeeze.
Ooh no, if it's like a limp damp cold piece of fish I shudder and withdraw quickly
Quote: Marc P @ 20th September 2014, 4:54 PM BSTI think you'll find I command a larger arena, my pippin!
Nuremberg? I think his old spot is vacant.
Quote: lofthouse @ 20th September 2014, 4:46 PM BSTAre you sure?
Cos I'm a biter
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 20th September 2014, 5:45 PM BSTOoh no, if it's like a limp damp cold piece of fish I shudder and withdraw quickly
Thats no way to talk about the missus
Quote: lofthouse @ 20th September 2014, 2:26 PM BSTWhen some dude goes to shake your hand and they kindly decide to crush the shit out of your fingers in the process
Like they are saying 'yeah that's right, im a double hard bastard and I could kill you with one armed tied behind my back' - but without saying it
Get your fat sweaty paws off me you f**king meathead
Lofty typical 2 quick shakes from a big man and you just go off.
Quote: Marc P @ 20th September 2014, 12:59 PM BSTYou have a Lotus that fires flaming liquid acetylene from a fake exhaust pipe too.
It is the Lotus that has the panel switch.
Your feature is the next one on my list to do.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 20th September 2014, 4:40 PM BSTIsn't there still a pedestal vacant in Trafalgar Square?
It's got a big cock on it.
Quote: billwill @ 20th September 2014, 7:11 PM BSTIt is the Lotus that has the panel switch.
Your feature is the next one on my list to do.
It's got a big cock on it.
I'm sure Marc could handle it.
How dare you!
Quote: billwill @ 20th September 2014, 7:11 PM BSTIt's got a big cock on it.
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