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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 19th September 2014, 6:38 AM BST
On the news on all channels i.e. NO NEWS
"NO" News is good news.
People who think they deserve respect and can speak to you how they like just because they are older than you or have a higher up job. Sorry but you earn respect on how you treat others regardless of if you are younger, older or the same age as someone, have a "better" job than they do or if you have 5 bucks or 5 million in the bank.
To be honest I tend to assume that anyone in a higher up job is an arsewipe until they prove to me otherwise. Preferably by buying me beer.
When my laptop underlines in red when I type Arse - as in Rachel's arse.
See - it's done it again twice.
Maybe it's silly and American and prefers ass.
Quote: Chappers @ 19th September 2014, 10:30 PM BSTWhen my laptop underlines in red when I type Arse - as in Rachel's arse.
See - it's done it again twice.
Isn't that to do with setting the language preferences? I'm no expert by any means, but I know that in Microsoft Word etc. you can set the dictionary checker to English UK or English US.
I too got pissed off with the Yanks checking my spelling.
People who go to overtake you on a dual and then sit on your tail in the outside lane doing the same speed as you. 
I think they mean for you to get out of their way so they can in fact overtake you. Morris Minors should never be in the fast lane anyway!
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 20th September 2014, 11:07 AM BSTPeople who go to overtake you on a dual and then sit on your tail in the outside lane doing the same speed as you.
Er, that sentence makes no physical sense. If they overtake you they are in front of you so can't sit on your tail.
I think the telling bit is 'go to' ... He will not let them pass!!
A kind of motorised Gandalf if you will.
Quote: Marc P @ 20th September 2014, 12:48 PM BSTI think the telling bit is 'go to' ... He will not let them pass!!
A kind of motorised Gandalf if you will.
Ah so... Well being a computer programmer I know GOTO's are bad so my eyes skid over them..
In my little car I have a panel switch that turns on the reversing lights. When I switch that tail-gaters rapidly draw back.
You have a Lotus that fires flaming liquid acetylene from a fake exhaust pipe too.
Quote: Marc P @ 20th September 2014, 12:48 PM BSTI think the telling bit is 'go to' ... He will not let them pass!!
A kind of motorised Gandalf if you will.
'Ere, look at me thanking MarcP! Thank you Marc. 
Oh, they can pass but the f**kers don't - that's the point!
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 20th September 2014, 1:21 PM BST'Ere, look at me thanking MarcP! Thank you Marc.
Oh, they can pass but the f**kers don't - that's the point!
Just disconnect the caravan.
Problem solved.