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Quote: Lee @ 23rd July 2014, 8:45 PM BST

Do you mean trailers for other films? I quite enjoy those and miss that from VHS days.

they now have actual adverts

I watched a DVD the other day and it had a bloody Maltesers ad at the start

Quote: lofthouse @ 23rd July 2014, 10:18 PM BST

they now have actual adverts

I had a poo the other day and it had a bloody Maltesers ad at the start

That maybe irritable bowel syndrome and where are the adverts playing when you drop your fudge?

Had a card through the door from Next which reads . .

'We swung by earlier to deliver your 2014 Autumn Directory.'

Angry

Pay peanuts, get monkeys.

Pay in seashells and get sectioned again :$

I'd be more interested in how you fitted in the seashell

Calling a help line to get help and then get told that they are not trained to help with the particular help you needed.

Don't call yourself a HELP line!!

Oh its easy, I'm always coming out of my shell ;)

Quote: Lee @ 25th July 2014, 1:41 PM BST

Calling a help line to get help and then get told that they are not trained to help with the particular help you needed.

Don't call yourself a HELP line!!

Are you calling the Samaritans about where babies come from?.....again/

Trying to get shorts which:
a.Don't only have tiny pockets on the hip.
b.Don't have unnecessary pockets on the thigh.
c.Aren't in some appalling design or colour.

Basically, I want shorter versions of long trousers. Why is that so difficult?

Trying to get women's shorts that aren't so insanely tiny that they basically show off half your bum cheek.

High street shops seem to think all females are confident and willowy 14 year olds.

Quote: zooo @ 25th July 2014, 6:10 PM BST

Trying to get women's shorts that aren't so insanely tiny that they basically show off half your bum cheek.

High street shops seem to think all females are confident and willowy 14 year olds.

I'm sure you could get away with it zooo.

Quote: zooo @ 25th July 2014, 6:10 PM BST

Trying to get women's shorts that aren't so insanely tiny that they basically show off half your bum cheek.

High street shops seem to think all females are confident and willowy 14 year olds.

Your not looking very hard

I found these easy

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Yuk. Bloody pierced belly buttons make me feel sick. I'm never getting mine done.

I do love sports...but why has the BBC to occupy two of its channels with that commonwealth thing?I'd prefer a bit of comedy.

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