Dating advice Lee?
Quote: Lee @ 2nd July 2014, 6:25 PM BSTJust beep your horn and pretend you're disabled.
Does it work for you?
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Let's just say it grants me special access 
Quote: Shandonbelle @ 2nd July 2014, 7:16 PM BSTIf I were 'Scottish' I would be pissed off at being called 'Scotch'
Oh sorry! I didn't realise!!!!!!!
Quote: Shandonbelle @ 2nd July 2014, 7:16 PM BSTIf I were 'Scottish' I would be pissed off at being called 'Scotch'
I restrained myself from frothing at the mouth. Since facebook tells me I'm quick tempered, I'm trying to prove it wrong.
Quote: Chappers @ 1st July 2014, 11:34 PM BSTI can understand that being Scotch you're not interested in football.
You are calling Keewik a bottle of whiskey.
I suspect that keewik has a lot of Scotch in her blood.
Quote: Tursiops @ 3rd July 2014, 10:41 AM BSTI suspect that keewik has a lot of Scotch in her blood.
In fact whisky is one drink I never take - don't like it. 
Next you will be telling us that you can take or leave haggis neeps and tatties.
And that you have a shortbread intolerance.
Quote: Tursiops @ 3rd July 2014, 11:45 AM BST
Next you will be telling us that you can take or leave haggis neeps and tatties.
And that you have a shortbread intolerance.
Or that you don't hate the English.
Things that pisses me off
-when people forgot things that I have just said
-bad odor
-irresponsible people
-criminals
-when I don't have money
MTM..
If your names pronounced Jayzee surely you have another 95 problems?
Oh and welcome.
My employers have determined that one huge screen on our desk is insufficient and have installed a second monitor. The colleague sitting next to me has installed a photo of his children as his screensaver. Since he is making no use at all of the second screen, this is displaying a massive picture of his sprogs. I am sure they are beautiful to their father, but for some reason having them their all day long is annoying the bejeezus out of me.
Call operation Yewtree and claim he's looking at child porn
Dragging my way through a pilot sitcom about zombie hipsters vs car mechanics
Every time I try to cook quinoa it goes from undercooked, to starting to stick to the bottom of the pan in about three seconds. Even though it is sticking to the bottom it still doesn't seem to be cooked and still has moisture to absorb.