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No, she's an elephant...they never forget.

Quote: Alan Cornforth @ May 14 2008, 8:52 PM BST

If you are a Scorpio then I'm in trouble!?!

I'm a Scorpio and I'm her manwhore, so yes you are in trouble. I'm like an avenging Mary Magdalen.

Quote: Charly @ May 14 2008, 8:28 PM BST

"But I will remember..."
LOL

She will you know, for she is the Great One!

Quote: EllieJP @ May 14 2008, 9:02 PM BST

No, she's an elephant...they never forget.

Then she sure has an appropriate nickname - i'll send her some virtual warburton buns to make up for insulting Mr McDonald!

Quote: EllieJP @ May 14 2008, 9:02 PM BST

No, she's an elephant...they never forget.

OOooooo, she's gonna get you for that!

Quote: Alan Cornforth @ May 14 2008, 8:52 PM BST

If you are a Scorpio then I'm in trouble!?!

She transcends star signs, for she is a diety. An omni-present being to whom the lesser should pledge allegiance.

Quote: Aaron @ May 14 2008, 9:26 PM BST

OOooooo, she's gonna get you for that!

It wasn't meant to be horrible.

Quote: Aaron @ May 14 2008, 9:26 PM BST

She transcends star signs, for she is a diety.

My star sign told me to quit the dieting and go to the gym more often Cool

Woops, my bad. Deity. :)

*worships to zooo*

Well done Cornforth. I will avoid the plague of frogs after my water sports comment. Nicely smoke screened. In your debt. The bear.

I am not a heffalump!
I am a cancerian...

I am too!

Me too.

:O Wow!
TTPYO-HMV online! ARGH!

Me too! (if cancerian means cancer)

Hehe yeah. July 10th for me! Put it in your diaries.:D

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