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Quote: Chappers @ 16th June 2014, 12:37 AM BST

Have some respect. He is our Peace Envoy!

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That fecking Brazilian KFC advert featuring the boy bringing home the big bags of chicken. He goes for a wander, plays football, has a little dance, gets in a wheel barrow (?), etc.

The chicken would be stone cold by the time he got it home, selfish little shit.

that and the chances are a death squad would have offed him and stolen his chicken.

No wonder they're poor, if they're pissing it all up the wall on take-aways...

Why does every team in the World Cup have to have a group hug on the pitch? Don't they realise it's embarrassing and girlie? Why can't they just do it in the dressing rooms? After all they should've been told what to do in there already - unless some of them are too stupid to understand what they're supposed to do.

Quote: lofthouse @ 16th June 2014, 6:04 PM BST

He's a dickhead and should shut his stupid f**king mouth

Do you mean to say that you didn't vote for him?

Quote: lofthouse @ 16th June 2014, 6:04 PM BST

He's a dickhead and should shut his stupid f**king mouth

Do you kiss the Bishop's ring with that mouth!

Quote: lofthouse @ 16th June 2014, 6:04 PM BST

He's a dickhead and should shut his stupid f**king mouth

He did secret deals with The Sun and The News of the World two years before he got into power - but at least he didn't pose with a copy of the paper on Twitter - because that would have been really evil.

Telephone sales people or to be more exact - recorded message telephone sales.

My phone is my business. Every job I get comes from my phone so I have to answer it. It's on my website so it's open for all to see including everyone who has the latest deal and can save me lots of money.

Human callers I can deal with, with a quick polite 'no thank you and please don't call me again' mid spiel (not that it works - they do call again).
But now more and more there is a recorded message extolling their company wares and they are using what look like mobile numbers to make you answer.

Even as I write this I have just had a recorded call to sell me 100 Hi viz jackets for £350 and all things H & S related.

hey RCP how did your journey to the future to see how Nigel Farrage's campaign worked out?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 16th June 2014, 11:45 PM BST

He did secret deals with The Sun and The News of the World two years before he got into power - but at least he didn't pose with a copy of the paper on Twitter - because that would have been really evil. All immigrants work in giant slave breweries and most of the population are dead from passive smoking.

So what will you do with this knowledge?

Quote: sootyj @ 17th June 2014, 9:45 AM BST

So what will you do with this knowledge?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 12th June 2014, 7:36 PM BST

walking around with a massive boner all day.

Quote: Chappers @ 16th June 2014, 9:06 PM BST

Do you mean to say that you didn't vote for him?

I voted Labour

Sadly he managed to hide the fact he is a lying, murderous piece of filth with all the morals of a serial killer

Countless thousands of innocent civilians have died horrific deaths because of shit stains like him - and even now, even now he doesn't show even the slightest sliver of remorse or regret

Quote: lofthouse @ 17th June 2014, 10:15 PM BST

I voted Labour

Sadly he managed to hide the fact he is a lying, murderous piece of filth with all the morals of a serial killer

Countless thousands of innocent civilians have died horrific deaths because of shit stains like him - and even now, even now he doesn't show even the slightest sliver of remorse or regret

YOU FUCKING GULLIBLE MUG!!!!!

So you've got nobody to blame but yourself!

It's your fault too!!!!!!!!!!!!

People who feel as though they HAVE to keep up certain family values or beliefs. No, you DON'T have to be brainwashed by your overbearing parents. You have a mind of your own.

Quote: Ben @ 17th June 2014, 10:57 PM BST

People who feel as though they HAVE to keep up certain family values or beliefs. No, you DON'T have to be brainwashed by your overbearing parents. You have a mind of your own.

I got into a massive discussion on Facebook about washing chickens before cooking because of this.

It was thrilling.

Amazing how many ladies want you to wash your cock in the kitchen sink.

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