Quote: Shandonbelle @ 8th May 2014, 11:14 PM BSTSuch a fitting motto RC....
Luckily I was born with a natural intuition. Even when I'm wrong, I'm right.
Things that piss you off Page 1,494
Quote: zooo @ 8th May 2014, 10:04 PM BSTIt was zombies actually.
No, no, no. Any intelligent being knows that it was the Duke of Edinburgh.
The moroseness of Radio 4. I was streaming comedy on my tablet whilst working, the show ended and so I thought I'd chance listening to radio 4 at ten past 9 in the morning, since it's too early for the dreadful downer that is Woman's Hour, but what did I hear? A programme looking back at the Omagh Bombing, as if there isn't enough bad news around all the time, they have to dredge up old bad news as 'grief porn'.
That TV ad where a selection of coffin dodgers are walking around singing modern pop songs to themselves on their headphones
Don't know why
But it really grinds my f**king gears
TTPYO: The Ladbrokes advert featuring 'The Lads'. Aside from the standard cockney voice over and Guy Ritchie style cinematography, they all come across as the kind of chav wankers who end up in Spanish jails after knifing someone on holiday.
They also give them toss potty nicknames like 'The Professor', who is good at following the form and calculating the odds and 'The Gut Truster' who goes with his natural instincts.
They should have nicknames like 'The Food Bank' or 'The Shit Father' after spunking their weekly wages in Ladbrokes instead of providing for their families.
Admittedly, they do have to feature these type of c**t burgers in the adverts because they're the target market. What we need is a combined Foxy Bingo, Lambrini, Ladbrokes and Carling advert so we can get all of the chav scum done and dusted in one 30 second commercial.
With a vengeance I loathe the phrase 'bucket list'. I know what people mean by it but what the hell does it really mean? To me a bucket list would read 'big bucket, wee bucket, plastic bucket, tin bucket, etc., though why I'd want a heap of buckets us another question.
Quote: keewik @ 14th May 2014, 11:49 PM BSTTo me a bucket list would read 'big bucket, wee bucket, plastic bucket, tin bucket, etc.,
Bucket List comes from the expression 'kick the bucket'.
You also missed out KFC, the most prized of all buckets.
Well I'd like to kick the swines who use the expression. Don't eat KFC as I think it's shite.
Quote: keewik @ 14th May 2014, 11:55 PM BSTDon't eat KFC as I think it's shite.
You could always deep fry it again when you get home if you hate eating 'healthy' food.
Here's my list of things I'd like to do before I die -
1. Obtain immortality
2. Not die
3. Shag twin gymnasts (preferably female)
I refuse to consider dying. Life's too full of things to do right now for me to plan for the future.
Quote: keewik @ 15th May 2014, 12:03 AM BSTLife's too full of things to do right now for me to plan for the future.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 2nd May 2014, 11:36 PM BSTThere are? Like what? Domestic chores? Celebrities? The cost of scones?
Loathe housework, no interest in celebrities and I've always prided myself on not knowing the price of a pan loaf (though maybe you foreigners have a different name for it).
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 11th May 2014, 3:43 PM BSTTTPYO: The Ladbrokes advert featuring 'The Lads'. Aside from the standard cockney voice over and Guy Ritchie style cinematography, they all come across as the kind of chav wankers who end up in Spanish jails after knifing someone on holiday.
They also give them toss potty nicknames like 'The Professor', who is good at following the form and calculating the odds and 'The Gut Truster' who goes with his natural instincts.
They should have nicknames like 'The Food Bank' or 'The Shit Father' after spunking their weekly wages in Ladbrokes instead of providing for their families.
Admittedly, they do have to feature these type of c**t burgers in the adverts because they're the target market. What we need is a combined Foxy Bingo, Lambrini, Ladbrokes and Carling advert so we can get all of the chav scum done and dusted in one 30 second commercial.
What's even worse is when people mistake me for some type of 'lad'
*shudders*
Quote: Ben @ 15th May 2014, 9:00 PM BSTWhat's even worse is when people mistake me for some type of 'lad'
*shudders*
That is awful. Every now and then, one of 'da lads' will try to engage me in conversation, but luckily as soon as I open my mouth, they realise I'm a condescending, snobbish, prick and soon leave me out of the collusion.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 15th May 2014, 11:19 PM BSTluckily as soon as I open my mouth, they realise I'm a condescending, snobbish, prick and soon leave me out of the collusion.
That's what I like to hear - a good old bit of self-awareness.