Well I don't bloody know, they're in my head how am I supposed to see, roll my ears around and shine a torch in my ear?
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You can't do that? Therein lies your problem.
Yeh yeh mock, I can't even get any disability benefits.
You need to write to David Cameron and tell him you have spiders in the ears. I'm sure he'll understand.
I did he wrote back and well here it is
Dear Mr Sootyj
I have read your letter and where as I appreciate your situation I have weighed up your predicament.
And it is my considered opinion you can go f**k yourself.
Spiders in your head.
I have shit for brains and an arsehole for a heart.
And I'm the primemminister
Stop whining you little tit.
Yours David Cameron PM and antichrist
Maybe you didn't ask politely enough.
Alexander Salmond sent my letter back smeared with something I hope was marmite.
If you emigrate to here, he'll see you all right. 
Quote: keewik @ 4th May 2014, 10:58 PM BSTIf you emigrate to here, he'll see you all right.
As in 'see you Jimmy' which precedes the Glasgow Kiss?
In fact Wee Eck is from Linlithgow.
WTF is Wee Eck?
T-shirts with cocky slogans that the lads just love to wear to show what cheeky chappies they are. Just stop. Ugggghhhh.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 5th May 2014, 12:35 AM BSTWTF is Wee Eck?
Alec Salmond. Have you never read 'Oor Wullie' with his 3 pals - Soapy Soutar, Fat Bob and Wee Eck?
When a company changes the ingredients of a product, so that said product now contains an allergen you happen to be allergic to, however they fail to put anywhere on the box that they have changed the recipe. At least if you put on the box that it is a new recipe, I would know I need to check.
that sucks, I think you have to by law in the UK