Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 3rd May 2014, 12:11 AM BSTThat's not a bad introduction, I've had worse. We could then have a competition to see how many pints I can down before losing my hard-on. In fact, that sounds like a great night.
Excellent. The trainee barristers would love that. It may have a slightly unpleasant performing monkey vibe to it, but hopefully we can get over that quite quickly.
Although the way I originally phrased the introduction made it sound as if I had personal experience of your sexual difficulties. Which considering I also admit to not knowing your name, does not reflect particularly well on me as an educator and role model. So that part may require a re-think.
Quote: keewik @ 3rd May 2014, 12:14 AM BSTI can make quite a nice fruit scone (scawn) but will be happy to let you take over.
Ace. As long as you promise me that you aren't going to secretly seethe in the corner that I "think I own the place" and have "wormed my way into the heart of this family" because I'm making the scones now.