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Things that piss you off Page 148

That is so cool!!!!!

We lifted it up by tendons and valves and everything!

wowwwwwwwwwww

I know! I managed to nick myself with the scalpel, but it was so worth it.

Dude did you try and pump the blood from your finger round the heart!!!

Haha! No, the scalpel was just sharper than I realised.

ahhhh I see knives do have a nasty tendency to be sharp dont they :P

Yeah...but the plastic gloves distorted my perception!

Managing to unscramble 10 orders from a corrupted database and decode the 128 encryption and put them in the new database and what thanks do I get....oh that took you ages to do.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 14 2008, 6:35 PM BST

Yeah...but the plastic gloves distorted my perception!

Not meant to weat them on your head hun

I can't even begin to think how long that took! And oh! That's what was wrong....:$

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 14 2008, 6:42 PM BST

I can't even begin to think how long that took! And oh! That's what was wrong....:$

took 6 hours

You musta been bored

either that or get sacked

Another thing having to write down every half hour what I'm doing in a calender.

Another thing having to then explain it although its written down there every 20 minutes

Another thing having a meeting where I have to say what I've done in the Week ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGH

You should do the last one in presentation form-really dead pan with lots of puns that you "didn't realise were there."

I keep putting in my reports "30 minutes writing reports" every 2 hours

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