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Quote: keewik @ 7th April 2014, 12:44 AM BSTI'm truly sorry and sad that this is how you see the inhabitants of my native land.
I suppose I'm being a bit flippant as ever.
But then as ever I find the proindependence arguments have been so uninspiring.
Keep the pound, keep the royals, a joined defence policy that would see Scottish soldiers still fighting in English wars.
And an economic policy that seems to vaguely say we won't have to have any cuts because Norway doesn't because we've both got oil.
So I guess I'm thinking more of your politicians who if they had any bottle would be telling Cameron give us a 100 billion for your trident subs or we sell them to China, we're joining the Euro because it's doing well and is still set to beat sterling, we're turning Balmoral into a theme park and electing a president or finding Bonny Prince Charlies last relative and putting a crown on them.
Instead you're going to get ATOS and bedroom tax from your own politicians, announced by a speech from our shared queen in Hollyrood.
Except when you lose your 10 percent extras in tax, you're also going to lose free prescriptions and university study.
It's not you or the fine people of Scotland.
It's more that it's another example of gesture politics. Typified by Scotland hosting the Commonwealth games, the ultimate hollow celibration of British Imperium.
The obsession that some parts of the media have with the Pistorius trial.
It's the trial of a D list person in a country 5,000 miles away for a fairly unremarkable murder.
I think some of the elements are pretty remarkable!
I believe the expression is 'Copy Pasta'...
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/copypasta
...and it's really starting to piss me off. My Facebook is awash with it today, from political messages to quotes from dead people, no one has anything uniquely original to say. Their thinking has been done for them, all they have to do is press the 'Share' button and that's it. Stupid, dull, lazy sheep, the lot of them. 'Why is the world such a terrible place?' - because it's full of hive minded, mob mentality, easily influenced morons who need others to speak for them constantly.
Oh and I failed the 'Describe Me In One Word' Facebook game - apparently 'annoying retard' is two words.
It makes me sad, most of these people have something to say themselves but dint , insightful maybe funny
They've intimidate d themselves into silence
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 7th April 2014, 2:58 PM BSTOh and I failed the 'Describe Me In One Word' Facebook game - apparently 'annoying retard' is two words.
'Cameron'. I thought I'd tidy that up for you.
Annoytard you dumass
What does nick clegg say when someone rubs shit in his face
Quote: roscoff @ 7th April 2014, 3:04 PM BST'Cameron'. I thought I'd tidy that up for you.
Probably true
Hypocrites, hypocrites, hypocrites.
Having a bizarre memory lapse for no reason.
For example -
Going to the cash point and suddenly forgetting your pin and relying on muscle memory so your hands tap out the number for you.
Being at a party and suddenly forgetting someone's name, even though you met them before.
Watching Pointless and a really easy question comes on, but for the life of you, you can't remember it and then when the answer is revealed saying 'I bloody knew that!'
Waiting all week to watch a particular telly programme and then watching something else entirely.
Killing 14 prostitutes with a claw hammer, cutting up their bodies and burying them in desolate moorland because Jesus told you to.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 8th April 2014, 4:17 PM BSTKilling 14 prostitutes with a claw hammer, cutting up their bodies and burying them in desolate moorland because Jesus told you to.
And then forgetting where you put them? That is irritating, I grant you.
The rest of it is just old age, RCP. Sorry.
Quote: Jennie @ 8th April 2014, 4:19 PM BSTAnd then forgetting where you put them? That is irritating, I grant you.
The rest of it is just old age, RCP. Sorry.
and 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 8th April 2014, 4:17 PM BSTKilling 14 prostitutes with a claw hammer, cutting up their bodies and burying them in desolate moorland because Jesus told you to.
Except it was a bucket of KFC, my back garden and Colonel Saunders told you to do it.
You're like a senile cat, stop it.
Quote: sootyj @ 8th April 2014, 4:48 PM BSTExcept it was a bucket of KFC, my back garden and Colonel Saunders told you to do it.
If I buried the KFC, then I must have eaten the hookers. All good, Jesus will be pleased.
And I don't even have a garden.