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It is horrible.

And if you say not, you're wrong!

Gorgeous day over here. I think I'll go for a run! Later!

Quote: Aaron @ May 9 2008, 4:57 PM BST

It is horrible.

And if you say not, you're wrong!

Hear, hear! The thing about the cold is you can always get warm. But it doesn't work the other way round. We're singing from the same hymnsheet on this one, Aaron, m'lad.

I do agree that that is the advantage of cold over warm.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 9 2008, 5:07 PM BST

Hear, hear! The thing about the cold is you can always get warm. But it doesn't work the other way round. We're singing from the same hymnsheet on this one, Aaron, m'lad.

Precisely!

Cold weather: wrap up until you're warm.

Warm weather: only so much which can be taken off before terminal bloodloss sets in.

It is officially Summer. As I had to get my electric fan out of the garden shed.

It dropped on my head. I think I have concussion.
Any strange posts from me today, and we'll blame it on that.

Yes, at lunchtime I had to take my jacket off. Mind you, have you heard that saying "never cast a clout until May is out?" There's another bank holiday to come this month, so no doubt some snow is up there with our name on it.

Quote: zooo @ May 9 2008, 5:49 PM BST

It is officially Summer. As I had to get my electric fan out of the garden shed.

Was it full of spiders?

Quote: zooo @ May 9 2008, 5:49 PM BST

It is officially Summer. As I had to get my electric fan out of the garden shed.

It dropped on my head. I think I have concussion.
Any strange posts from me today, and we'll blame it on that.

What can you blame the other 8000+ strange posts on then
:P

The shed? Yes.
The fan, no.

Not after I tapped them out using my head.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ May 9 2008, 5:54 PM BST

What can you blame the other 8000+ strange posts on then
:P

:O

Fair question.

Quote: zooo @ May 9 2008, 5:49 PM BST

It is officially Summer. As I had to get my electric fan out of the garden shed.

It dropped on my head. I think I have concussion.
Any strange posts from me today, and we'll blame it on that.

Aw!

I never put my fans away. Use them for far too much of the year to be worth bothering with moving them.

I have an actual bump!
I thought that was just in cartoons.

Awwww! :( Did you have to pick it up to lift over piles of other stuff?

Quote: zooo @ May 9 2008, 6:34 PM BST

I have an actual bump!
I thought that was just in cartoons.

I had an actual bump for months after the badminton racket incident.

I had to jump up to knock it off the top of the pile of crap it was balanced on.

Not the best method in retrospect.
Perhaps a ladder.

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