British Comedy Guide

Things that piss you off Page 142

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 8 2008, 7:31 PM BST

It's better than rain though, surely?

No!

I hate that sticky sweet smell you give off when you work in an office with no air conditioning. I Pen & Ink!

Quote: Charley @ May 8 2008, 8:20 PM BST

I hate that sticky sweet smell you give off when you work in an office with no air conditioning. I Pen & Ink!

And the weather probably makes it worse.

Quote: David Chapman @ May 8 2008, 8:25 PM BST

And the weather probably makes it worse.

It does. Desperate men follow the smell. I am like Bisto.

Earlier today I crossed then uncrossed my legs & 86 odd looking men appeared within 5 minutes.

Quote: Charley @ May 8 2008, 8:42 PM BST

It does. Desperate men follow the smell. I am like Bisto.

Earlier today I crossed then uncrossed my legs & 86 odd looking men appeared within 5 minutes.

They managed to escape?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 8 2008, 7:31 PM BST

It's better than rain though, surely?

Incorrect.

Charley, you is so classy Rolling eyes

Quote: roscoff @ May 3 2008, 3:24 PM BST

In the League Of Nations which countries were at the top and which were relegated?

Laughing out loud

Quote: roscoff @ May 3 2008, 4:37 PM BST

Not all teachers are bad at the conga. I am well known in these parts for my congaring and have had lines of enormous length.

What actually do you teach?

I hope to God it's not English.

Or French?

It would explain a lot.

Fridays.

I didn't like the weather today...we had our English lesson outside and all fried.

Ha. Ha. Ha. Told you it is horrible!

It's not horrible though! It was just bad being sat in it for an hour discussing a play!

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