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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 20th March 2014, 6:41 PM GMT

Either you are a massive liar, telling unattractive people they look attractive to make yourself appear all supportive and right on or you have very low standards on physical beauty. Perhaps you like women without make up because they look like men?

Save your white knight routine for the chicks. Your bull won't wash with me.

You do spout some utter shite! :D

Quote: Lee @ 20th March 2014, 7:17 PM GMT

You do spout some utter shite! :D

Like 'you're ugly and all your friends are ugly'? Yep, that's me!

Sounds like you.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 20th March 2014, 6:41 PM GMT

Perhaps you like women without make up because they look like men?

Are you saying you only find women attractive if they're wearing makeup?

Quote: Lee @ 20th March 2014, 7:35 PM GMT

Sounds like you.

You're just angry that I didn't celebrate the well intentioned, easily influenced mob and their acceptable bullying. Bit like the BCG really.

In future, I shall show more reverence to charity scams, emotional blackmail and utter vanity. Then again, I probably won't.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ 20th March 2014, 7:36 PM GMT

Are you saying you only find women attractive if they're wearing makeup?

It really depends on the woman. In general, I often find women less attractive without make up, particularly when they reach a certain age.

It's one of those strange customs I've been indoctrinated into my entire life by society - I also find women with moustaches unattractive - you know, because I am a sexist monster, etc.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 20th March 2014, 7:44 PM GMT

You're just angry that I didn't celebrate the well intentioned, easily influenced mob and their acceptable bullying. Bit like the BCG really.

In future, I shall show more reverence to charity scams, emotional blackmail and utter vanity. Then again, I probably won't.

But you fully supported it with your two-faced likes? I didn't support that cause one bit and never liked, commented or shared any of the posts related to it.

I find a lot of girls more attractive without makeup. I certainly don't know any girls I find unattractive without makeup but attractive with it.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 20th March 2014, 7:44 PM GMT

In general, I often find women less attractive without make up,

That's very different to saying you think they look terrible without it.

Quote: Lee @ 20th March 2014, 7:46 PM GMT

But you fully supported it with your two-faced likes? I didn't support that cause one bit and never liked, commented or shared any of the posts related to it.

A lot of the things I 'Like' on Facebook are done out of a sense of propriety, politeness and social graces.

Luckily, the 'Like' button has no sense of irony, scorn or sarcasm. For all they knew, I really did like the picture of their stupid baby sitting on the floor doing f**k all. Suckas!

I prefer less makeup, or at least makeup that looks subtle. There's some especially attractive with morning face though, where there is no makeup. Without writing a bleeding poem, that natural look it just nicer to look at, especially with no globs of makeup built up. Although sleeps and dribble is something else!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 20th March 2014, 7:57 PM GMT

A lot of the things I 'Like' on Facebook are done out of a sense of propriety, politeness and social graces.

No, that doesn't sound like you at all.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 20th March 2014, 7:57 PM GMT

A lot of the things I 'Like' on Facebook are done out of a sense of propriety, politeness and social graces.

Luckily, the 'Like' button has no sense of irony, scorn or sarcasm. For all they knew, I really did like the picture of their stupid baby sitting on the floor doing f**k all. Suckas!

It's still showing support to all the "sheep and idiots". Do them a favour and don't like it or share it. Don't encourage it and reward decent Facebook postings with praise and likes and shares!

My very sensible sister pointed out that it is basically just like Movember. Which no-one complains about.

To be honest, RC, you sometimes give the impression of just not liking women very much. I hope that is a false impression.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 20th March 2014, 7:57 PM GMT

A lot of the things I 'Like' on Facebook are done out of a sense of propriety, politeness and social graces.

Why do you save all that for the Facebook lot? ;)

Quote: Nogget @ 20th March 2014, 7:54 PM GMT

That's very different to saying you think they look terrible without it.

But they did, they looked like they just woke up in a skip with their eyebrows burnt off.

As for all this 'I prefer women without make up' - it's very rare that you'll see a woman without at least a tiny bit of make up. If you have a preference for very little make up over loads of make up, then I can fully understand that argument.

Some of you blokes may not even realise that a tiny bit of eyeliner and lippy can make all the difference in the world- unless the woman in question is exceptionally pretty to begin with.

But go on Google and type in Celebrities without make up or pornstars without make up and see for yourselves.

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