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Like if your want me to bum you, share if you want to bum me.

Quote: Lee @ 4th March 2014, 6:47 PM GMT

Like if your want me to bum you, share if you want to bum me.

I'm just going to take that quote out of context so it can be held for posterity and possibly placed on your headstone. You can thank me later :)

Thanks for sharing!

*bends over*

Friends who 30 years ago at school used to often act like wankers suddenly helping me persuade the council I'm not a looney -well it perturbs me somewhat. This is all related to my little meltdown last week.

Quote: roscoff @ 4th March 2014, 3:34 PM GMT

Facebook rant continued...

'I can't believe it was a year ago the Lord took you from us. Miss you so much mum xxx'

Replies

'I'm so sad for you x'

'She was a lovely person'

F**k right off I say. I mean who cares, who wants to know? I don't. It's like they're so needy. 'Please have sympathy for me', WHY? Cos you're a whimpering cow that's why.

Presumably being Facebook this is one of your friends.

Quote: zooo @ 4th March 2014, 1:26 PM GMT

Well I don't do Lent. I just do pancakes.
With lemon and sugar.

What do you actually DO to pancakes?

Or do you mean you impersonate them?

Nil (I think?) posted a picture somewhere of a kid doing a very good impersonation of a pancake.

:D

And again - bastarding Windows 8.1

And the fact I forgot to buy cheese today.

When promotion/production of stuff just stops but no idea why and no information why, and no clue when searching the internet.

4g.

Mark Millar was set to release the sequel to his great comic series Nemesis in January 2013... It didn't come out, no idea why and no mention of it since.

SKY TV and Terry Pratchett were making an adaptaion of his Unseen Academicals book... this was due out in October 2013. It didn't come out and no mention of it.

BBC and Terry Pratchett are meant to be making a 13 part - TV Series of The Watch (they even set up a production company) and now NOTHING since the original announcement.

If they are cancelled tell us, if not at least give us an update...
Argggg.....

People on the tube who
1) despite knowing you are standing right behind them, get on the train and stand just inside the door even though there is plenty of room inside the cariage.
2) people on tube who pick their nose
3) on escalators, people who at the top of the esculator seem undecided if they want to get on, until you attempt to step around them and they push pastyou,causing you to almost fall.

these people are the worst scum in the universe and should be sentenced to life imprisonment on the Northern Line

The only ones worse are people who try and get on the tube before any one else got off.

Quote: dannyjb1 @ 5th March 2014, 10:50 AM GMT

When promotion/production of stuff just stops but no idea why and no information why, and no clue when searching the internet.

4g.

Mark Millar was set to release the sequel to his great comic series Nemesis in January 2013... It didn't come out, no idea why and no mention of it since.

SKY TV and Terry Pratchett were making an adaptaion of his Unseen Academicals book... this was due out in October 2013. It didn't come out and no mention of it.

BBC and Terry Pratchett are meant to be making a 13 part - TV Series of The Watch (they even set up a production company) and now NOTHING since the original announcement.

If they are cancelled tell us, if not at least give us an update...
Argggg.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W23LKD9Z1hw

Quote: reds @ 5th March 2014, 7:45 PM GMT

People on the tube who
1) despite knowing you are standing right behind them, get on the train and stand just inside the door even though there is plenty of room inside the cariage.
2) people on tube who pick their nose
3) on escalators, people who at the top of the esculator seem undecided if they want to get on, until you attempt to step around them and they push pastyou,causing you to almost fall.

There should be some simple puzzle to solve before you're allowed to use the tube. It could be as simple as push the right shapes through the right holes. But you only have 5 seconds to solve it.

Quote: reds @ 5th March 2014, 7:45 PM GMT

People on the tube who
1) despite knowing you are standing right behind them, get on the train and stand just inside the door even though there is plenty of room inside the cariage.
2) people on tube who pick their nose

Sweaty armpits on a bus or train in the summer, and especially the ones who put there arms up to share it with everyone Sick

Does anybody else hate Pam Ayres?

Awwwww!
She did used to annoy me a bit but now I follow her on Twitter and she's rather amusing.

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