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Windows 8.1, mean-minded laptops, and cars that insist on making twanging noises. Plus also bastards who scrape my car by getting too close and bugger off - yes it's happened again!

Windows 8.1 gives me motion sickness.

I haven't used it yet, but can't you click a button and hide the tiles?

God knows what you can click. If I even want to close down, I have to hunt around till I find out how. But cunningly I've now made notes. Angry

Quote: keewik @ 3rd March 2014, 9:28 PM GMT

Windows 8.1

Worst invention since sliced dog poo.

I'm trying to tell myself it'll be wonderful once I get to grips with it.

In Poundland today. Woman in front has four items.

'£4.' Says bored shop assistant.

Woman opens bag, searches for purse, opens purse, looks for coins, has none, looks for notes, finds and pays.

Didn't you expect to have to pay you stupid ***** ?

Laughing out loud

Quote: Oldrocker @ 4th March 2014, 12:20 AM GMT

In Poundland today. Woman in front has four items.

'£4.' Says bored shop assistant.

Woman opens bag, searches for purse, opens purse, looks for coins, has none, looks for notes, finds and pays.

Didn't you expect to have to pay you stupid ***** ?

She's probably just enjoying being in wings poshest boutique so

Vouchers. They're evil. It takes at least two hours to process every bloody voucher at the till whilst us rich people who don't pay for things with vouchers have to wait!

People keep tweeting pictures of American pancakes and saying happy pancake day.

American pancakes are delicious, but pancake day is about the other kind of pancake! Sort your lives out!

Quote: zooo @ 4th March 2014, 11:31 AM GMT

People keep tweeting pictures of American pancakes and saying happy pancake day.

American pancakes are delicious, but pancake day is about the other kind of pancake! Sort your lives out!

And also, fruit on the pancakes.
FFS.

I used to prefer the crepe style, but now I'm fully converted to the fluffy American ones *drools*

Quote: zooo @ 4th March 2014, 11:31 AM GMT

People keep tweeting pictures of American pancakes and saying happy pancake day.

American pancakes are delicious, but pancake day is about the other kind of pancake! Sort your lives out!

Pancake day is all about using up your perishables before you give up eating them for Lent.

{or so I understand}

Well I don't do Lent. I just do pancakes.
With lemon and sugar.

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