Quote: beaky @ 16th February 2014, 9:00 PM GMTMy efforts to put it up were funnier.
Does that chat . . oh, never mind!
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Award ceremonies = BAFTAs = Make-up and hair = oh ffs !
Rocker do you do your hair and makeup too watch award shows.
My pony tail remains and complements the healthy glow in my cheeks.
It's comforting that Rocker has a pony tail, and doesn't really look like Max Miller.
I get pissed off with myself for going window shopping a few days before payday. The strength it takes to resist purchases saps me greatly.
There are few things in life worse then watching a full jar of curry sauce falling from your kitchen cabinet and shattering on the floor.
And yes, it is just like the films, with everything going in slow motion and me yelling 'Noooooooo.....!'.
I'm always doing that. Am starting to think flagstoned tiled floors aren't really ideal for kitchens. I miss the days of bouncy lino.
I third that.
I've had glasses fall from a bannister rail (where they were carefully waiting on a tray to be brought down stairs, ahem) on to the hall tiles below, missed splinters still showing up months later.
Banal, hackneyed and insultingly-obvious quotes from football people presented as being something profound.
Just looked at BBC website:
"Man City better than Utd - Pellegrini"
No shit.
Back in the day, I remember something along the lines of Terry or Lampard stating "We can win the title" when Chelsea were about 8 points clear.
People who say "Back in the day."
WHICH FUCKING DAY????????????
The day
When you get drawn into an argument and you really have no interest in supporting either side.
PETA vs Feminist Vegans - the least successful of the Aliens vs Predator franchise - is kicking off all over the web and though I wish both sides would quietly go away, their misguided People's Front of Judea hypocritical bickering keeps bringing me back.
I am my own worst enemy - and that pisses me off.
It's kinda funny
PETA finally takes the attitude of a responsible charity, as opposed to tantruming, pressure group.
Send us all the really, needy animals. So they get unadoptable, dangerous, diseased and in pain pets.
So they do what any sensible charity would do. They humanely destroy them and start teaching government shelters how to do this properly.
But after years of giving everyone else shit, their birds come home to roost.
So now all the loonies, who keep they're blind, vegetarian cat with 3rd stage feline AIDS alive. Say keep them alive, because only God that I don't believe in can kill.
Not sure what is has to do with lesbians though.
Quote: sootyj @ 20th February 2014, 3:12 PM GMTNot sure what is has to do with lesbians though.
PETA is roping in new members by featuring hot nekkid laydeez on all of it's recent promotional material.
The 'I'd rather go naked then wear fur' campaign featuring 'soft porn' images of attractive white celebrity women is sexist, racist and has undertones of pubic hair removal, which is a feminist issue and something to do with Rape Culture presumably.
PETA, spurred on by it's success in getting women to stop wearing fur and use cosmetic products tested on animals, have gone one step further and are now promoting a meat free vegan existence using their tried and true method - nekkid laydeez. This time the white celebrity women are wearing bikinis made out of lettuce leaves to show off their trim figures from having a vegetable only diet.
Your crusty, ugly, elderly feminists gave up on fur and eating meat ages ago but there was no swish advertising campaign, glamorous images or nudey celebs championing their cause. They now feel aggrieved that their territory has been impinged by the newer, more hip and exciting trends provided by PETA. So they've hit back by saying PETA is encouraging Rape Culture.
This is a typical territorial dispute between the old vs the young. PETA's campaigns are working, receiving a lot of press and influencing the next generation of women. The older feminists think that should be their job and that their ideals have been hijacked.
The most humourous accusation is that the traditional feminists are criticising PETA for pitting women against women. Pot, kettle, black.
It's a bit like Opportunity Knocks slagging off X Factor.
EDIT: BTW did I mention Rape Culture enough?