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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 11th February 2014, 10:11 PM GMT

Won't be long now. My prediction is that new social networks will be more fractious, sort of like the BCG, where people of like minds will congregate. Kids are dumping Facebook for What's App as they see FB as uncool - and I don't blame them.

Whatsapp is okay but you can't hide your online status on there and messages like Facebook are "seen" Rolling eyes

I wouldn't mind Facebook but it's just so bloated these days.

Nothing wrong with being bloated, young man! It's a sign of maturity.

Didn't do Mr Creosote much good.

Didn't do Mr Creosote much good.

Didn't do Mr Creosote much good.

Didn't do Mr Creosote much good.

Constant news stories about Neknominations. I really don't care if some 19 year old chav in the middle of nowhere went to hospital because he drank a pint of Pernod with a dog shit floating in it.

Why this is front page news is totally beyond me.

Quote: Lee @ 11th February 2014, 10:03 PM GMT

I'm just sick of Facebook. I like chatting with my friends and family when I can't be with them in real life. But I don't think Facebook is the best way to do that. Please, a new platform come along and bury Facebook.

Princeton University did a study recently and determined that 80% of Facebook users will have left it by 2017. Not sure its decline will be that sudden, but MySpace tailed off pretty quickly in terms of popularity. I don't even know how it's still going.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 12th February 2014, 2:43 PM GMT

Constant news stories about Neknominations. I really don't care if some 19 year old chav in the middle of nowhere went to hospital because he drank a pint of Pernod with a dog shit floating in it.

Why this is front page news is totally beyond me.

You heartless bastard! ;)

Quote: beaky @ 12th February 2014, 3:08 PM GMT

You heartless bastard! ;)

Perhaps we could Neknominate these young anti-Darwinians to drink a pint of flood water each? Could solve a lot of problems in one fell swoop.

The woman that lives here has bought a packet of Co-op Sliced Mushrooms.

1. Buy a couple of loose mushrooms and slice them yourself, lazy mare and

2. Don't shop at one of the most expensive supermarkets there is.

Who is this woman? Wife/mother/maid?

Former but still under same roof!

Bleedin hell! No wonder if sliced mushrooms are her good idea!

Never mind love, mortgage is a stronger tie !

Sliced mushrooms like prebagged salad leaves are the work of Beelzebub and his imps.
And proof of weak character.

Soots, it wasn't long ago that you changed my opinion on precut veg and that it's useful for people who couldn't cut it themselves.

Wellthat's kinda different.

I mean it's like people who get mobility scooters because they're lazy.

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