I wish I couldn't eat gluten so I could be skinny like Reds (now there's a challenge!) 
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Quote: roscoff @ 22nd January 2014, 11:39 AM GMTI wish I couldn't eat leeks so I could be Welsh like Dylan Thomas (now there's a challenge!)
But you are Welsh Ross
Quote: reds @ 22nd January 2014, 11:32 AM GMTgravy or any kind of sauce at all.
Milk.
Parsley (dried/fresh).
Arrowroot flour.
Salt n Pepper.
Unless you don't like parsley sauce... add onion and Nutritional Yeast and you'll have yourself a sort of cheese sauce thing?? Add or take a few more ingredients that I can't remember right now.
Quote: reds @ 22nd January 2014, 11:32 AM GMTI am going to punch and or kick the next person who says to me "I wish I couldn't eat gluten so I could be skinny like you".
I will gladly switch anytime. And come back and tell me again "you wish you couldn't eat gluten" when you have gone out to dinner not to be able to eat anything or had to eat a dry roast and undercooked vegies without gravy or any kind of sauce at all.
Must be absolutely rubbish.
Mother in Law is as well.
I once cooked a whole meal, a casserole, and was very careful then, just before serving I decided it needed an OXO cube adding.
Wrong!!
Chicks who bleat on about how brilliant 'The Great British Bake Off' is and then moan about how much they hate football.
So you enjoy competitive competitions involving a group of people doing the same thing in front of referees with the winner being the best at what they do? Yeah, that's nothing like football you dozy moo-moos.
Has anyone on Great British Wank Off been accused of supporting nazisim and hating Jews by doing an ooh Betty salute.
Quote: sootyj @ 22nd January 2014, 8:10 PM GMTHas anyone on Great British Wank Off been accused of supporting nazisim and hating Jews by doing an ooh Betty salute.
I think Mary Berry used to go out with Hitler and most of his top staff during the war. She claims she was a double agent secretly working for the British, but I don't believe a word of it. You don't get that good at handling schnitzels through natural talent alone.
Quote: sootyj @ 22nd January 2014, 8:10 PM GMTHas anyone on Great British Wank Off been accused of supporting nazisim and hating Jews by doing an ooh Betty salute.
No, but it wasn't without controvery.
"Ruby Tandoh has lashed out at Great British Bake Off critics, accusing them of 'misogyny'."
Quote: Nogget @ 22nd January 2014, 9:03 PM GMTNo, but it wasn't without controvery.
"Ruby Tandoh has lashed out at Great British Bake Off critics, accusing them of 'misogyny'."
God, I remember all that at the time. Some of my female friends on Facebook were really slagging her down, so I decided to tune in to see what all the fuss was about.
My verdict: It was a woman doing some baking. I'm afraid all the fabricated nuance and subtext was lost on me.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 22nd January 2014, 9:08 PM GMTso I decided to tune in to see what all the fuss was about.
Speaking of telly, The Discovery Channel has really gone down the shitter. When it first started it had cool things like Mythbusters and Capturing Hitler's Secret Shark.
Now it's just bearded men in Alaska shouting at each other with loads of false jeopardy.
'Craig has lost the cap for this toothpaste, without it, the toothpaste might go bad and if that happens...he can't brush his teeth. And if he can't brush his teeth, the season is over'.
Shite.
Discovery and History have always been Sun friendly bollox.
Hitlers sexiest Nazis, world's biggest gun, my cock shoots napalm and I'm gay.
Quote: sootyj @ 22nd January 2014, 9:43 PM GMTHitlers sexiest Nazi
Definitely the blonde woman in Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 22nd January 2014, 9:39 PM GMTSpeaking of telly, The Discovery Channel has really gone down the shitter. When it first started it had cool things like Mythbusters and Capturing Hitler's Secret Shark.
Now it's just bearded men in Alaska shouting at each other with loads of false jeopardy.
'Craig has lost the cap for this toothpaste, without it, the toothpaste might go bad and if that happens...he can't brush his teeth. And if he can't brush his teeth, the season is over'.
Shite.
Oh I read an interview with a bloke who used to work in the HQ and the reason there is so much reality shit on now is because middle America loves that shit, so what they've done is have discovery channel full of crap to generate money to pay for their specialist channels like Discovery: Science/Cars/Nature whatever they're called. It's just to fund all the other sciencey bits and research.