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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 16th January 2014, 1:57 PM GMTHere's how British martial arts are done properly. (the fantastic Paul Kaye) -
I used to really like Paul Kaye until I saw those Victor Chandler adverts. Now I hope he gets an infected hangnail.
Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ 16th January 2014, 3:31 PM GMTI used to really like Paul Kaye until I saw those Victor Chandler adverts. Now I hope he gets an infected hangnail.
It cracks me up that so many actors and comedians will go out of their way to champion causes and draw attention to horrible injustices and then suck corporate cock for cash.
I made a point on Facebook a while back about Barbara Windsor advertising an online bingo gambling game in aid of Comic Relief. Become hooked on gambling and then Comic Relief will ask for money to stop you being addicted to online gaming. Not since Michael McIntyre advertised free AK-47s in Aldi's child soldier sale has there been such a contradictory approach.
Quote: keewik @ 16th January 2014, 12:04 AM GMTSomewhere in this world there is a human who is responsible for Hotmail. I want to hack that human to death with a rusty axe. The shite that is happening, or not happening when it should, is bloody unbelievable. I'm so sick of the shambles that I want to KILL!
Well if you will insist on using a freebee service, what do you expect.
Transfer to a proper paid service where it is in their interest to do it the way the customer wants instead of in the best way to insert subliminal advertising.
Okay, this is a biggie - British people who are not only proud of their unintelligible regional accent but get angry when the rest of humanity can't understand what they're saying.
Whether it's Scousers having their words subtitled on American news or You Tube comments on videos of Scottish people, their English diction is so garbled, slurred and indistinct, that the rest of the world simply can't understand what they are saying.
Instead of putting their hands up and saying how embarrassing it all is and that they must strive harder to speak more clearly, they react angrily at the rest of the planet.
'Haddaway un shite ya barnpot! I'm from a tiny village in a tiny island in the middle of the sea! All 900 million English speakers around the globe should be able to understand my mumbling, muddled, barely coherent speech full of useless slang from Viking times!!!'
Nice going Regional Retards, your arrogance knows no bounds.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 17th January 2014, 1:52 PM GMTHaddaway
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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 17th January 2014, 1:52 PM GMTOkay, this is a biggie - British people who are not only proud of their unintelligible regional accent but get angry when the rest of humanity can't understand what they're saying.
Whether it's Scousers having their words subtitled on American news or You Tube comments on videos of Scottish people, their English diction is so garbled, slurred and indistinct, that the rest of the world simply can't understand what they are saying.
Instead of putting their hands up and saying how embarrassing it all is and that they must strive harder to speak more clearly, they react angrily at the rest of the planet.
'Haddaway un shite ya barnpot! I'm from a tiny village in a tiny island in the middle of the sea! All 900 million English speakers around the globe should be able to understand my mumbling, muddled, barely coherent speech full of useless slang from Viking times!!!'
Nice going Regional Retards, your arrogance knows no bounds.
See this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAz_UvnUeuU
Ignore the irritating ad at the start.
Quote: keewik @ 17th January 2014, 5:29 PM GMTSee this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAz_UvnUeuU
Ignore the irritating ad at the start.
When you leave a DVD on the title page for like , 2 minutes, and the confounded FUCKING thing freezes and locks up
It pisses me off when you load up a DVD, go to make a cup of gin and come back to find that the film has 'auto started' and you have to skip back.
Jesus Christ, those Take a Break magazine ads are vomit inducing.
But if you buy that magazine, that could be YOU talking bollocks! Aspirational TV!
I hate the hive one