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250,000 people are doing stoptober I think the UK population is about 27,000,000.

So only 1 in 10 people approximately down the pub are forsaking their charitable vows potentially.

Lordy who are you even arguing with.

Quote: sootyj @ 11th January 2014, 7:50 PM GMT

Lordy who are you even arguing with.

You mainly. ;)

Or anyone that takes the bait.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 11th January 2014, 8:05 PM GMT

You manly. ;)

Me manly you Jane

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 11th January 2014, 7:27 PM GMT

January Dryathalon AKA Lie-athalon. Just been out to pick up my beer and both the supermarket and the pubs are heaving with lying scumbags throwing grog down their necks.

I get pissed off with any of these 'month' things. Stoptober, Dryathlon, Movember, Bellendebruary etc. I don't deny that any of these have a good message, but it's rather tragic if you need a group movement to sanction getting up off your arse.

Quote: Ben @ 11th January 2014, 8:14 PM GMT

I get pissed off with any of these 'month' things. Stoptober, Dryathlon, Movember, Bellendebruary etc. I don't deny that any of these have a good message, but it's rather tragic if you need a group movement to sanction getting up off your arse.

Ben gets it. The only ones worse are cyclists - they cycle to and from work everyday, cycle at the weekends, go on cycling holidays - and then have the balls to say: 'Sponsor me to ride my bike?'.

They can all do one...off a bridge.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

My feckin' PC today !

Freezing

Not picking up wire less connection

BSOD

Need a new one I think . . .

Just give the bastard a good kicking. It might work.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 11th January 2014, 8:16 PM GMT

Ben gets it. The only ones worse are cyclists - they cycle to and from work everyday, cycle at the weekends, go on cycling holidays - and then have the balls to say: 'Sponsor me to ride my bike?'.

They can all do one...off a bridge.

It must be very tiring being you.

Quote: keewik @ 11th January 2014, 9:38 PM GMT

Just give the bastard a good kicking. It might work.

Another BSOD!

Chucking the thing out the the bleedin' yard might be a better answer!

On my aged laptop now.

Open it up, vacuum clean it.

Ease every connector out and then plug back in.

Fixes 99% of all known computer problems...

Or kills it for ever.

Quote: billwill @ 12th January 2014, 12:10 AM GMT

Open it up, vacuum clean it.

Ease every connector out and then plug back in.

Fixes 99% of all known computer problems...

Or kills it for ever.

Ermm, ta billwill. I think.

Phlegm

Phlegm

Quote: lofthouse @ 12th January 2014, 11:44 AM GMT

Phlegm

Phlegm

You got that as well? I've been at it over a week now

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