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Things that piss you off Page 135

Quote: Gavin @ April 29 2008, 7:24 PM BST
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Crab People! Crab People! Look Like Crab, Talk Like People!

This happens every time Courtney Love opens her legs.

Quote: zooo @ April 29 2008, 8:25 PM BST

Don't be baaaa-rmy

LOOOL

Quote: Aaron @ April 29 2008, 8:05 PM BST

industrialisation*

And you're one of the brighter students. I fear for the world. :(

We have to spell it with a "z", actually, for to internationally recognise moderators apparently.

What a load of wank! It's our language! I'd rather lose marks for 'incorrect' spellings than accept such c**tiness!

TTPYO: People whho walk slowly, particularly in areas where there is limited space, such as pavements on busy roads etc, without a legitimate reason.

Legitimate reasons include:
Being dead.
Dying.
Having one leg.
Having a broken ankle.
Being 8 months pregnant.

Everyone else should just hope that I'm not carrying a gun.

You're so sexy when you're pedantic. Topless signed photo please Lovey

Not even if pushing a pushchair, Aaron?

Quote: Aaron @ April 30 2008, 8:19 PM BST

What a load of wank! It's our language! I'd rather lose marks for 'incorrect' spellings than accept such c**tiness!

TTPYO: People whho walk slowly, particularly in areas where there is limited space, such as pavements on busy roads etc, without a legitimate reason.

Legitimate reasons include:
Being dead.
Dying.
Having one leg.
Having a broken ankle.
Being 8 months pregnant.

Everyone else should just hope that I'm not carrying a gun.

What about trying not to step on the cracks in the pavement. Ha! Forgot that one didn't you.

[quote name="Aaron" post="149239" date="April 30 2008, 8:19 PM BST"]What a load of wank! It's our language! I'd rather lose marks for 'incorrect' spellings than accept such c**tiness!

TTPYO: People whho walk slowly, particularly in areas where there is limited space, such as pavements on busy roads etc, without a legitimate reason.

Don't go to Hong Kong. My husband nearly committed mass murder there.

Also, people who try to get on public transport before letting the people already on it off.

Quote: puffinpol @ May 1 2008, 6:33 PM BST

Don't go to Hong Kong. My husband nearly committed mass murder there.

Biggest revelation for me today is that Puffinpol is either gay or a girly. If female, I didn't think girlies were allowed to know anything in quiz land due to being taught how to balance books on their head and hours of crocheting.

She's a lady.

You didn't see the secret questions about deportment and embroidery.

I saw them. Weaved into the infrastructure.

Way above my brown hatted head now!

It was a joke...just not a very good one.

Actuaaaaaally it was :D

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