The Eggheads.
Smarmy, supercilious bunch of arseholes.
My wish for 2014 is to see the programme where they are challenged by The Chasers and see them kick the shit out of the Eggheads.
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That Thomson 'ogre' advert
Gets on my twat
I rather like it, that and the Ogres milfuss.
People doing absurd things in atrocious weather.
'Canoeist rescued from swollen river'
'Search for man swept out to sea whilst paddling off Cornish coast.'
Etc. Idiots.
People who jump in swollen rivers after dogs
Dogs swim better than humans, so basically its going to survive or not with or without you.
I think the most heartbreaking story was some idiot woman who insisted on crossing a bridge over a swollen river with her 2 daughters, so they could feed their dogs.
Only one daughter survived, it was a completely submerged bridge in a storm.
The dogs could go one night without dinner.
With you on that totally Sootyj, but it keeps on happening. Maybe it's the 'looking after' thing kicks in, people so used to doing things for a pet so view them as more helpless than they really are. But risking their lives, or worse, the lives of their children for an animal is nuts.
TTPYO: Joyless predictable whinging bastards. 
People on Facebook who wish Happy Birthday to their dead Grandparents.
Ahh, but it's nice to keep thinking about past lovers.
Quote: Nogget @ 2nd January 2014, 3:06 PM GMTAhh, but it's nice to keep thinking about past lovers.
Good one! 
Dont even get me started! oh well if you insist, Arrogant people, Pretentious people, Hoodies who try to speak in a mangled carrabian accent, Twenty somethings who still insist on riding a BMX bike, Twelve year olds on scooters, People on telly who misspronounce words, Poncey food, T.V. chefs who are incapable of cooking anything without garlic, Jamie Oliver, In fact all T.V. chefs, And fast food joints who assume that you want a load of foliage with your burger without the common decency of asking you then point out that it is not a filler but garnish *fumes*, Okthat's enough to be going on with but if you want more oh boy have I got a shed load more, Now I'm going to lay down in a darkened room.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 1st January 2014, 10:03 PM GMTPeople doing absurd things in atrocious weather.
'Canoeist rescued from swollen river'
'Search for man swept out to sea whilst paddling off Cornish coast.'
Etc. Idiots.
Yes and every last man jack of em a worthy candidate for a Darwin award I'd say.
Quote: Father Jack @ 3rd January 2014, 6:28 AM GMTDont even get me started! oh well if you insist, Arrogant people, Pretentious people, Hoodies who try to speak in a mangled carrabian accent, Twenty somethings who still insist on riding a BMX bike, Twelve year olds on scooters, People on telly who misspronounce words, Poncey food, T.V. chefs who are incapable of cooking anything without garlic, Jamie Oliver, In fact all T.V. chefs, And fast food joints who assume that you want a load of foliage with your burger without the common decency of asking you then point out that it is not a filler but garnish *fumes*, Okthat's enough to be going on with but if you want more oh boy have I got a shed load more, Now I'm going to lay down in a darkened room.
Feck!
Quote: Oldrocker @ 1st January 2014, 10:03 PM GMTPeople doing absurd things in atrocious weather.
'Canoeist rescued from swollen river'
'Search for man swept out to sea whilst paddling off Cornish coast.'
Etc. Idiots.
Loud mouth numptys who bang on repeatedly about how much they love their kids and would do anything for them -
'If my kid was sick and the only cure was on the Moon, I'd break into Nasa and steal a rocket, honestly...'
'How about staying with your partner and insuring your kid has a loving stable relationship with both parents living under one roof?'
'Nah, f**k that. Where was I? Oh yeah, if my kid was attacked by lions, I would throw myself...'