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Quote: Oldrocker @ 22nd December 2013, 10:06 PM GMT

Although in my experience this year they're all 25-35 year olds 'Hey we're having fun!' type tossers.

I might be one of these. I don't have an Christmas jumper because I'm stingy, but if someone bought me one I'd wear it. I'm not sure I'd be being ironic, though...I genuinely want to stay a child.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 22nd December 2013, 10:16 PM GMT

Who he?

Soon to be has been Justin Bieber...

Two things are pissing me off right now: insomnia and the term 'rape culture'. I must remind myself in the future that reading endless columns on Comment is Free is not the best way to pass time when you can't sleep.

Rape culture isn't that the new bio yoghurt with rohypnol

Rape culture isn't that the new bio yoghurt with rohypnol

When people hassle you about getting work done for several people. You stay back twice (unpaid)/have short lunches to finish it for them. Most don't say thanks and some even complain about the long hours they are doing even though they are actually getting paid for it. I won't try so hard next time.

Bang, bash, swear as much as you like. The traffic lights will not bow to your bidding. They have a cycle to complete. Deal with it.

'With the strongest retail offer to date . . . '

Where did this stupid f**kin' expression come from ?

It's all over ! In Wolves we are 'improving our housing offer/ retail offer/ investment offer'

Stop it now !

I don't want to hear it again going forward.

Very much a first world problem but why does my tablet and phone have to alert me to the same notifications, such as Facebook message.

I'm sure there was a time when I'd read one device, it would cut the other one out? I can't turn off notifications on either because I DO switch between the two. I just wish I could push a "I'm using this device button".

you could just silence one

Don't want to miss texts on my phone whilst on my tablet. Don't want to keep switching off the notification light on my tablet whilst on my phone. If I turn off the internet off on one, and then a few hours later turn it back on, it pushes a few hundred notifications through at once.

When well in advance you ask what people are doing for New Years Eve. They say nothing and claim they just want to have an early night when you suggest something. Then closer to the time end up mentioning all the plans they made. Especially when it is basically they thing you suggested.

Looks like I will have to make do with reruns of Would I lie to you, Spicks and Specks and Never Mind the Buzzcocks.

Can't understand why simpletons on Facebook share FAKE sappy pictures/stories such as OLD MAN HONOURS WIFE'S DYING WISH ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF THEIR FIRST KISS or MY 8 YEAR OLD SON IS GAY AND I'M SO PROUD. These are all MADE UP, you bloody idiots! Get in the real world!

When you get home late at night to find there is no power for no obvious reason. After two phone calls to energy supplier, you find out they accidently disconnected the wrong flat. At least they came to fix it tonight.

Men who say "I let the wife get a part time job, so she can have a bit of pocket money". She's not a child, you moron.

Ben you seem to knock about with a rough crew.

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