It's that time of year again...
"Would you like her to rephrase the question?"
"........."
F**k off ya moody French cockbag
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People who think that a shot of whiskey will cure a cold. No, it won't, you idiots. It won't help the immune system destroy the virus. It will just leave you dehydrated.
Obviously as shot of whiskey won't cure a cold; you need at least half bottle.
when people just stare at you
Quote: ComedyGeek @ 8th December 2013, 9:37 AM GMTwhen people just stare at you
I brought something similar up on here recently and a lot of people tried to defend that practice. I suspect there are a number of starers on here.
Well Ben you will choose to have an especially sexy avatar
I'm staring at you now, Ben.
he's hypnotic
When you talk to one of your parents who at various points in the conversation make suggestions on things. Such as you should wear different clothes, some jewellery, makeup, organise my flat different because it would be better.
People who think it's OK to measure timescales in number of 'sleeps'.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 10th December 2013, 9:21 PM GMTPeople who think it's OK to measure timescales in number of 'sleeps'.
I'd never before realised how much that annoys me!
I heard a song with that in the lyrics yesterday, Think it was Leona Lewis. Bleh.
I do say it though. In full and satisfying knowledge that it annoys everyone.
Quote: zooo @ 10th December 2013, 9:35 PM GMTI heard a song with that in the lyrics yesterday, Think it was Leona Lewis. Bleh.
I do say it though. In full and satisfying knowledge that it annoys everyone.
I suppose you use it to count the time to bloody Christmas. 
Might do... 
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