You don't just take it out and stick it on the machine
I do I time them better than an Olymic sprint ajudicator
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Quote: sootyj @ 17th November 2013, 1:32 PM GMTThe block where I live has an inexpensive laundrette.
Nice industrial machines which are quick and should let one have one's laundry done within an hour or two,
so why do some f**king, bastards always have too use all 3 washers and 2 dryers too do their laundry. Do they think their pants will give their shirts AIDs if they're in the same dryer eh.
It's not like anyone who lives here is well dressed.
I bet their undercover zebras or giraffes.
You selfish arseholes.
I bet world war 1 was started when Kaiser Vilhelm used separate washing machines for his pants and his spike helmet.
I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate
Neil! 
I bet its you Lofty, that tumble dryer had papal robes in it.
I get pissed off by people whose musical tastes seem shaped by Mojo, Q and Classic Rock magazines.
I use sound hound to download music I like straight from adverts to spotify
Quote: Ben @ 17th November 2013, 8:21 PM GMTI get pissed off by people whose musical tastes seem shaped by Mojo, Q and Classic Rock magazines.
Timely.
This was always going to be my week of the Albanian nose flute.
People who insist on calling their children any of the following:
1)Bubs
2)Bubba
3)The Little Man
4)The Little Princess.
Sterilisation is the only way.
Ditto the woman I saw today (admittedly in a court building) who dressed her child in a babygro that read "50% Mummy 50% Daddy 100% Real Love."
Gross.
Oooh... and "pre-wedding photo shoots". Look at us, we're so in love. You can tell how in love we are by the way we lie oh so naturally in a beautiful meadow gazing adoringly into one another's eyes. And oh look! We're each holding a blackboard - hers says "he asked..," and his says "...and she said yes!"
Is there a 'I feel stabby' emoticon?
Shut up Shanese I'm already f**ked off with the man, I mean the woman who f**ked up the food in McDonalds
I'm moving to the 19th century
I would like to live in the 19th century. More Mr Darcys and fewer ostentatious photo shoots.
and more syphilis
Quote: Jennie @ 18th November 2013, 10:12 PM GMTPeople who insist on calling their children any of the following:
1)Bubs
2)Bubba
3)The Little Man
4)The Little Princess.
Sterilisation is the only way.
Ditto the woman I saw today (admittedly in a court building) who dressed her child in a babygro that read "50% Mummy 50% Daddy 100% Real
Is there a 'I feel stabby' emoticon?
You've just made me want to throw up. 
Add to the list the bastards with the sign in their car 'Princess on board'. Mainly this makes me want to ram the car.
What if the occupant is a sassy tranvestite?
Quote: keewik @ 18th November 2013, 11:35 PM GMTYou've just made me want to throw up.
Hang on keewik probably killed princess di
People who say yes or maybe to things but then say no, at which point it becomes obvious they never had any intention of thinking about it. Just say no to start with.
Quote: reds @ 19th November 2013, 8:38 AM GMTPeople who say yes or maybe to things but then say no, at which point it becomes obvious they never had any intention of thinking about it. Just say no to start with.
This.